Theft rape

Rape by a Slave owner to a slave

She theft rape All her slaves

by 459395 March 5, 2022

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

boob theft

Not to be confused with the theft of a boob/ies, this inter-relationship occurrence is characterized by the taking of ownership of a partner's mammary glands and accompanying “pillow-like” tissue.

“Let me touch them.” ‘No! They’re my boobs.’ “No, they’re mine!” “Mmmmmmmmmmmm” — boob theft

by yabeanzboii April 19, 2022

Identity Theft Enabler's Act

a policy many states have in which drivers licenses are sent through the mail instead of being issued in person so that someone can simply steal drivers licenses out of people's mailboxes making it much easier to commit identity theft

I just got my drivers license renewed and thanks to the Identity Theft Enabler's Act somebody stole my license out of my mailbox and used it to get 6 credit cards in my name!

by SKY_DOG May 13, 2011

Polish Identity Theft

When someone steals your personal information and pays your bills.

Me: My credit score went up and my car is now paid? WTF?

You: You are a victim of Polish Identity Theft

by Joey Paisan May 10, 2011

grand theft borrower

A term used to describe a person who continually tries to borrow money but has no actual intention of ever paying the money back although prior to receiving the loan they will say anything under the sun to convince the lender that they will get their money back. Once the loan is made, the grand theft borrower will intentionally avoid the matter.

Big John's cousin advised him that she needed $300 to fix her car and promised that she would no doubt pay him back by the end of the week. When Big John saw her at the nail shop two weeks later, he realized his cousin was a grand theft borrower and he was screwed.

by Sacramento Solon December 20, 2016

Grand Theft Briggsy

Name given to the current trend among arty types of shoplifting bondage equipment and dildos from sex shops. The stolen goods are then used in homemade porno films, a copy of which is sent to the manager of the shop in question.

Sex shop manager: Watch that little shit, Bertha. Looks an arty type. Probably here to commit Grand Theft Briggsy.

by Des Lynam's Love-Gland September 8, 2006