Total Eclipse of the Fart

When one member of a closed space farts at the same time as another, but that member's fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.

Jim Steinman: I just farted.

Bonnie Tyler: Me too. But I only smell yours. There's nothing I can say but Total Eclipse of the Fart.

by heffelda October 25, 2010

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Totar The Elf King

A fantasy character who often kicks everyones ass in anything they do because he is fuckin god.

man 1: holy shit is Totar the Elf King he is gunna kick our ass.
man 2: lets find a new game to play because he is way to beast.

by masterlucion September 8, 2010

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tote the glock

1) When a hard ass nigga roles around his hood carrying and or packing one/many pistols made by the Glock Manufacturing Company

"Just cuz i smoke and joke a lot don't mean i don't tote the glock." - Biggie

by sumbird April 8, 2009

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tote the scrot

to cup ones scrotum with ones hand and walk briskly, typically performed whilst shopping for stuff to adorn said scrot (i.e. tassles, beads or jewels)

Larry: "please ask your mom to assist me as I tote the scrote this afternoon at the dollar general store"

Clark: "why I oughta"

by cornfritter October 26, 2010

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1. The coolest anything can be. This short, simple phrase perfectly conveys the Platonic ideal of Awesomeness. No matter how many other positive adjectives are strung together to describe something, they cannot amount to more than this.

2. The highest appellation bestowed by The King of Rad. Very few have received this honor throughout the ages, though many have tried. It is usually given without prior knowledge or expectation of the recipient, as the truly cool know what they are and really don't care all that much about other people's opinions.

Oh man! Super Metroid is totally rad to the MAX!

by Nothus September 6, 2005

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