Squidward

(Noun) - The Squidward is the most advanced and technical form of teabagging. To perform a Squidward maneuver, one must carefully place scrotum above the nose (perfect form involves gently lowering one's nuts onto the victim's eye sockets) and proceed to flop his/her penis on the victim's nose. This will replicate the character of Squidward from Spongebob, and leave one with ultimate disgrace and shame.

(Verb) - To Squidward. Squidwarded.

"Man, after Thomas passed out Leon came over and gave him the most vile Squidward I have ever seen."

Thomas - "...Wow...Shane would have a really nice Squidward."

"I think this dbag wants a Squidward to the face."

"I Squidwarded that kid so bad...I kind of feel bad for him."

by TheSquidward April 26, 2009

Squidward

A sexual position used by kinky yet childish couples. You simply place your testicles over your girl's eyelids, then place your dick over her nose. This gives off the physical appearance of squidward's face.

"I went over to my girl's house yo, she told me to squidward her, so i was like aight yolo.''

by CarlWheez April 06, 2017

squidwarding

the act of placing ones testicles over anothers eyes, and your penis down their nose, to give the apperance of the character squidward from the childrens show spongebob squarepants.

i was squidwarding everyone last night

by dan and adam June 03, 2007

Squidwarding

Verb. The act of placing one's erect penis upon anothers nose.

I squidwarded that girl last night.

Squidwarding that guy was a mistake because he sneezed.

Please don't squidward me whilst I sleep.

by Calahan August 13, 2010

Squidward

A very sexy man who can make you orgasm at his sight and touch.

Ughghhhh it's uncontrollable, Squidward is making me orgasm again

*Smexy orgasm*

by bUrNiE sAnDErSs January 03, 2020

squidwarding

the act of laying ones testicles in anothers eyes and laying your penis down their nose, giving them the appearance of the character squidward's face from the tv show spongebob squarepants

i was squidwarding everyone that fell asleep last night

by dann is the man June 03, 2007

Squidward

A blue squid-like character from the popular Nickelodeon children's television show Spongebob Squarepants.

Ron: Hey Joe, see that picture of Squidward turned upside down.
Joe: Yeah, it looks like an uncircumcised penis with balls.
Ron: LOL

by Funnyguy 89898 January 15, 2010