The Garlic Press

When two sisters scissor but they are actually dudes.

Dude 1: Hey bro, I'm tired of doing the same thing every night. Can we try something new for once?

Dude 2: One of my work buddies told me about the garlic press. Maybe we could try that?

Dude 1: I love garlic!

by The Garlic Enthusiast May 10, 2018

The sandwich press

During sex when you lay a girl on her back and push her legs back behind her heading and endlessly destroy her. Turn on the electric blanket for a more realistic experience

Yo shaqwela, come over and lemme put you in the sandwich press

by Baking with bitches April 14, 2022

press the issue

pressing a gay nigga that’s talking on your name and basically calling you a bitch, “pressing the issue” is something instigators love

gay nigga 1: gay nigga 2 a bitch
gay nigga 2: huh?
crowd: dammmnnn
instigator: damnnn I wouldn’t let nobody call me gay fr fr, press the issue on that nigga!

instigators are very common in the 559 and could be found easily in any gay nigga house hold.

real

by gaynigga3 April 8, 2022

press the pause button

wait a minute. roots in prehistoric times in digital history with vcrs

hey man, press the pause button, i need to think

by all the names are taken September 30, 2007

press the flesh

what politicians do in order to garner support for themselves from the common people; going out into the public to meet and greet; similar to baby kissing.

that skeezy politician was out pressing the flesh to try and save his sputtering campaign.

by megan August 12, 2004

Press the Button

1. What wank translates to for girls, ie, the pressing of the clitrois for female masturbation.
2. A slang term for a girl masturbating.

Girl: Wow, that picture of Orlando Bloom is so hot! I have to go press the button now!

by Dragonfly 3616 February 13, 2008

press the flesh

What a politician does (or should be doing if s/he hopes to get elected) during the run-up to an election. It means to make contact with the voters by means of personal skin to skin contact (but hopefully non-sexual), such as shaking hands and kissing babies. In a general sense it implies getting out and getting in the face of as many different voters as possible because if they meet someone they're probably more likely to have a positive opinion of them than the candidates that they didn't meet in person.

Mr. Bush probably doesn't need to go out and press the flesh because he is running for re-election based on his first term record.

by PlaceHolder August 11, 2004