A spin off phrase from nice guys finish last- this refers to that the nice guy can not get laid for well being the nice guy. Therefore the nice guy must attend to his business (jacking off) while taking his shower.
Tom: So did you get laid last night with Susan
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
Jim: Nah, she said she didn't want to ruin our friendship with sex- she says Im such a good friend and listener.
Tom: Aw man that sucks man you tight. Im sorry but you know what they say, Nice guys finish last.
Jim: Sigh, more like nice guys finish in the shower.
by fattycatty April 4, 2011
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1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
by Mullins not Muggins April 14, 2006
Get the A nice big cup of shut the fuck up mug.by Ozaveli December 14, 2007
Get the a nice hot cup of shut the fuck up mug.Boy 1: Your sister is hot, man.
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
Boy 2: Hey, do you want to come round and meet her, maybe I'll offer you a nice cool glass of shut the fuck up
by Jamachine October 22, 2006
Get the Nice cool glass of shut the fuck up mug.A phrase used after someone has said something annoying, boring or just not adequate for the moment.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
It needs to be said with a specialy strong tone in the last two words.
-hey, do you have a hangover? Ok then im goin to shout at you in the face
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
(Annoying friend shouts)
-why dont you take a nice cup of shut the fuck up?
by udgodess August 24, 2011
Get the a nice cup of shut the fuck up mug.A producer tag for the artist “Murda Beatz”. The line also acts as a disclaimer for listeners informing them of the impending disgust of the beat to follow. Side effects include: uncontrollable bowel movements, involuntary ejaculations, as well as temporary amnesia.
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