Dick In The Mist

A man who sits in the corner and watches others have sex. While the mist is not literal, some men bring fog machines with them to be true to their names. It is typical for a dick in the mist to masturbate and ultimately ekaculate while watching sex, but is not necessary.

I was just trying to be a dick in the mist last night at the gangbang, when out of nowhere they asked me to be a pluffer. Last time I'll be hanging out with them!

by IAmTheWhale July 3, 2014

the mistake by the lake

cleveland ohio.

i live near the mistake by the lake

by 00HHHN000 October 13, 2008

Pineapple in the mist

to masturbate

I'm going to pineapple in the mist tonight to the thought of the science teacher, Ms. Friel, shes so hot!

by alimac February 19, 2015

Maddy and The Mister

A witty podcast conducted every Sunday by a married couple, as they detail their day-to-day lives in suburbia with their two cats and the world.

The latest podcast by Maddy and The Mister is now available! I'd better check it out by going to iTunes or visiting maddyandmister.com!

by NoahSeb July 31, 2011

Sausage in the mist

Originating in southern Ireland, it means that something or someone is lost, dead, or gone.

Emmet: No one has seen Brian in a few hours.
Dan: I'd say he's sausage in the mist so.

by bkchickfarmer February 24, 2013

The moisture

Equivilant to "being thirsty" or "thirsty in general"

This boy stay hittin me up tryna fuck, the moisture smh

by Ramon Rey February 8, 2015

gorillas in the mist

1. Fat Greek and Italian woman in a sauna.

2. Fat old gay guys who hunt the saunas looking for fresh meat.

"Dude I just caught Tony's grandmother naked in the sauna"

"Eww gross, howe did it look"

"It was like I was watching Gorillas in the Mist"

by Glenn Griffiths August 22, 2006