Slapping the turkey leg

The act of masturbation while having a hand inserted into your anus

Bigs "Where was Frank last night?"
Biff "Oh Frank was slapping the turkey leg all night."

by The turkey leg of minith Morgu September 2, 2021

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg

Men are like Cheetahs and women are like Gazelles. A smart Cheetah is not gonna go for the strongest, fastest, most alert Gazelle but instead for that one Gazelle in the back wit the broken leg. Why? Cause it's a sure catch.

Gazelle Wit the Broken Leg. No need to explain

by Mr. Rugby November 3, 2020

Sock through the pant leg

Something so out of pocket, that you could pull your sock up thorough your pant leg

Friend 1: The reason she’s such a bitch is because she hasn’t had dick in a while

Friend2: That’s soo sock through the pant leg

Friend 3: preesh

by anonymous December 10, 2021

Tapping the fat leg

To have sex with an overweight female.

Last night I was tappin the fat leg.

by Brother E April 22, 2005

The Peg Leg Pirate

When a girl is giving you head and you shoot it in her mouth then you punch her in the eye and stomp on her foot. She is hopping around on one foot holding her eye just like a pirate with a peg leg.

After I shot it in her mouth I gave her the peg leg pirate!!!

by Erik Jensen May 27, 2006

The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

The numb leg shit

That satisfying feeling when you are mid shit and your legs get that static feeling of partial numbness makeing your shit extraordinary and satisfying

To have the numb leg shit ,
Take a seat for your shit cross one leg over the other then sit back lifting your foot from flat to tippy toes and wait while you shit slides out and

the feeling envelopes you

by The inventor of the numb leg s February 10, 2019