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jason the furry

jason is a weird person who has curly hair and alot of bumps on his face. hes super weird and he acts and looks like a furry.
you remember jason?

oh jason the furry?
by wawkhardt October 5, 2023
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THE Jasonallen

The act of wiping with a pizza box when you run out of toliet paper.
Dude! you forgot forgot TP!! I had to pull the jasonallen.
by jmfn December 17, 2012
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TheJasonJohnsonEffect

When someone mentions the name Jason or Johnson you immediately and uncontrollably claim to be the victim of harassment and blame random people for interfering with your custody case of your adult daughter.

In severe cases fundraising may take place to rescue this same daughter from an abusive home...after you already claimed she moved in with you.

It has become fatal when you post her image on social media accessible to all of the people you claim harassed her.

Or...

An admiration for the late Nascar driver Jason Johnson.
Lindsey saw an account named Jason in a chat today and immediately claimed that it was someone trolling her ex husband Jason Johnson, said they interfered with her custody case.

She has come down with TheJasonJohnsonEffect.
by Turd Flusher Magoo July 24, 2023
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