jago

the name of a boy who is gayer than millie

wow his name is jago, he must like boys.

by idontcarelol September 29, 2019

Evie Jago

Has a juicy Jago monster minge

‘Wow’ said Chris as Helen opened her legs to expose her Evie Jago. ‘That’s so juicy and monstrous’

by Big Supper April 13, 2020

bang jago

The passive aggressive (or passive-aggressive) way to name-call or mock a troll/URL Badman/Internet Tough Guy/Virtual Gangster/Keyboard Warrior/Broadband Champion

The real meaning is: you're a sore loser with a small dick or narrow pussy, and you're trying to pissing people online, so go kill yourself

Ampun Bang Jago 🙏🙏🙏

by Sir. B February 14, 2021

Jessica Kilby Jago

The most amazing person you will ever meet, she will change your life for the better. She's not only your soulmate, but she's also your best friend. I couldn't imagine my life without her. She's the most amazing and beautiful person I've ever met, she disagrees with me whenever I say this but it's the truth. She's sweet, kind, funny, has the most amazing personality, and great taste in everything (even though she prefers golden syrup to maple syrup). She's honestly the best thing that's ever happened to me and all I want to do is spend my life with her.

Jess, I love you so much and if you see this I promise to love you and be there for you in the best and worst of times
so much love from your lil yog nog

person 1: that girl is a Jessica Kilby Jago
person 2: nah, nobody's like her because nobody compares to her

by yog_nog3000 June 4, 2019

Jago

A Jago, is man of rare shagging ability. Frequently hailed as having plumber-esque pipe laying abilities.

Jagos’ are a rare spawn mostly found in the southeast of England (cornish origin) however, according to canon lore, have been found to spawn in ultra rare locations such as the north of England (ayup Jago), Australia (Jago mate) and Spain (Iago).

That Jago is a real Top shagger, humble bragger
Vanilla gorilla, high ticket biller

by Fxck_Deeznuts6969 October 5, 2023

Jago

An alien being resembling a young male of average build. His spacecraft crash-landed in the south of England forming the crater now known as Hertfordshire. The UK government used advanced psychic weaponry to retcon the public's geographical headcanon and convince people of the county's existence. This is why nobody can name anything in Hertfordshire, even though everybody agrees that it is a real place.

It has been 20 years since Jago landed sir, nobody has visited the area known as Hertfordshire yet.

by krn2001 November 22, 2021

jago

jago is the most caring, fanciest, sweetest and hottest person ever. he always takes pics when he is peeing. jagodeserves head till he dies. everybody wants and need a bf like jago :3

friend: omg did u met jago already?
friend 2: yes hes amazing!

by cel111na November 21, 2021