After giving a facial, the man goes to “grab a towel”. The man proceeds to ransack the kitchen of booze and deli meats, then make for the nearest exit.
There’s a bunch of wine in the fridge, I hit this divorcee with the hamburglar touch the other night.
by Filthyrandall November 2, 2025
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The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.
The Battle of Hamberder Hill references The Battle of Hamburger Hill which was, like the 2018 government shutdown, a futile waste. Additionally, it alludes both to Donald Trump's alleged dodging of the draft via bone spur and frequent misspellings and misuse of the english language such as hamberder and confefe.
by Disappointed Babaganoush January 20, 2019
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