The brawl stars cactus

Stupid cactus that commits war crimes and rapes children every day

The brawl stars cactus raped my daughter Jessie.

by Stylix November 25, 2019

dry hump a cactus into the sunset

Go f*** yourself.

Your husband is angry with you for exposing his affair? He can go dry hump a cactus into the sunset.

by NoHarmDone August 4, 2025

Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month

something that many, many people would like to tell people

"Shut the hell up before I shove a cactus so far up your ass you'll have more pricks in your mouth than your father had on Pride's Month," said little Jimmy "Damn, little Jimmy, you need to chill out," said his bully, getting out the gasoline and matches."

by Earthling hates you March 3, 2021

Well fuck me in the ass with a cactus

(Phrase) Used to express extreme disbelief. Usually used after witnessing something exceedingly stupid, or being tasked with something exceedingly difficult. Sometimes also used to express frustration.

Father: Son, can you take out the trash?
Son: No dad sorry I'm working on my KillStreak.
Father: NOW son!
Son: Well fuck ME in the ASS with a CACTUS!

by TheHungryTubist June 15, 2015

The Cactusman

The most awesome thing ever created. He has ONE wing hidden inside his t-shirt and a canadian tucked under an arm.

Dan: You see that guy, he's The Cactusman
Tom: I know, right.

by deathofmeat May 12, 2010

The people of cacous

Closet racist who become insecure when P.O.C. are in the nearby vicinity ; and choose to revert to suprematism tactics in order to defend the insecurities withheld within themselves by the usage of derogatory slander

“Oh look, there go The people of cacous”

“We’re you hanging out with those guys over there?”

“No, they’re with the people of cacous”

“I ran into the people of cacous today, they really tried to hurt my feelings”

by KTSricky July 11, 2020