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the woodlands

aka: the hoodlands
aka: the weedlands

there are 3 types of people here in the woodlands.
1. the Preps/Gangsters- both wear hollister and abercombie. we are very pretty and rich and boys love girls. girls love girls and girls love boys. nothing uber spectacular happens because no one knows of anything better to do than cheer or get wasted. if you have sex on a tuesday everyone knows on wednesday.

2.the Skaters/ Scene kids- if your not a nerd/freak and your not preppy or gangster you are automatically placed in the scene/ skater category. i you ever wear black skinny jeans or put your bangs over your eyes then you are scene here. myspace is god and god is satan. bongs and pipes are a common household item and when raves go down its actually a rave not just beer and a strob light.

3. nerds- they will grow up and make money like no other. but there boss will be daddys big boy the jock. no doubt about it nerds are doomed.

the schools around here mostly work to these statistics
40% preps
50% skaters
10% freaks

the preppy ppl do not liked to be called preppy because its not good enough. they claim to be so down to earth when really we have never even seen what earth looks like.

if you dont smoke weed youve already moved on to bigger badder things.
no one respects anyone else and
when ppl say things like
"zomgz tdwp is hxc it pwns bmth"
and hear
"poser bmth is fbamf so stfu"
then you know youve entered the weedlands

in conclusion: if you are poor, clean, and wanting to excell in life, go back to whereever you came from.
Sally: Oh, John, I am hoping to have a swell time here in this town called The Woodlands.
John: suck it, go back to utah betsy. but let me fck you first.
Sally: (after living here for 3 days) i wont let you fck me until you hand over the weed john!
the woodlands by faggan October 3, 2008
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The Woodlands

The Woodlands is made up of mainly scene kids, skater, gangsters, anime freaks and preps, that's about it. There's a REALLY ghetto part, where Wilkerson Intermediate and Knox Junior High schools are, and then it's also home to one of the top 2 schools in the nation, College Park. Everyone hangs out at the mall and a LOT of people live in appartments. There's a mix of very low class people and extremely high class. It's not exactly a great place to visit if you're a tourist but living here is tight. everywhere you go youll see atleast one scene person. If you wear a lot of abercrombie or hollister you're considered a whore. Girls lose their virginity when they're 14. Other namesare: Weedlands, Hoodlands.
Man, that Rachel girl is such a whore! Ever since she moved to The Woodlands she's fucked every guy in the school.

I know! I heard she had sex with Harris last night, and right after that, Ryan!

What a slut.
The Woodlands by McCulloughKid June 27, 2009

The Woodlands

Town full of Rich Assholes who fuck their little sisters friends nightly. Where all kids have been drunk and/or high by the age of 12. Where FUCK UPS go to feel cool. The Highschool has everything and is full of arrogant bitches that dont know how to actually do things for themselves, instead of other people doing stuff for them, Known for failing TAKS, and worst scores in Texas on the ACT/SAT. Basicly a bunch of RICH, DUMB AS ALL FUCK, SPOILED, DICK LOVING CUM SWAPPERS that originally settled in the same area so they can they can get high and suck each others dicks nightly.
(Your Driving and some dick cuts you off in a BMW)

"Boy what da fuck? This aint the Woodlands!"

the woodlands high school

A mess. A high school for almost entirely upper-middle/upper class teenagers who are known for being stuck-up and oblivious to the outside world. The students are much like those in cliché high school movies, very much about cliques. The dress code is ridiculously strict, and recently they’ve started playing weird throwback music at the end of every lunch for some reason (?). One of the most notable traits of this school is the vaping problem, as likely more twhs students own a juul than don’t at this point. There are fights very often, and things have been getting wilder and wilder for this school and it’s entire district since the start of 2019. Stay safe staff and students!
I hate Woodlands kids. Everyone at The Woodlands High School is so fake and clique-y!

The Woodlands Preparatory School 

A small private school in The Woodlands, Texas.

Technically an international school, hard classes and really young teachers.

Only the most bad ass and smart of the private schoolers go there.
There are always Porches and maseratis and lamborghinis running you over in the parking lot.

The Woodlands Prep basketball team has the most skilled and attractive basketball players also.
Oh, she goes to The Woodlands Preparatory School? She must be really smart and awesome.

The Woodlands High School

A high school in the suberb above houston called The Woodlands. The school is known for spawning Jack Ingram, country western singer. The school is mostly white, upper class, and snobby. If you are not pretty, blonde, or some sort of superficial person, you are doomed. The school is disliked by many of it's rivals for being snobby and rude towards others. The pep rallys also tend to have unfortunate incidents, and it's a mess once you get past the pretty outside.
The Woodlands High School basketball team walks in twos when they visit other schools for fear of attack.

The Woodlands High School girls are so obnoxious!