Playing the Wet Bugle

Dropping some serious wet sounding farts. May be simply from wet sounding gas. May also be the wet sound of flatulence after receiving ejaculate during anal sex.

Taco Bell last night made me start playing the wet bugle today.

After I laid my nut in LaKrieseha’s tight booty last night, she was playing the wet bugle about 3 am.

by Eaton Holgoode January 16, 2019

hit the wet

Go take a shower; Go bathe; Clean your nasty ass up.

Homie you smell, go hit the wet.

by Pierre Greenjeans November 17, 2004

Weeping for the wet whipper

One who is begging for coitus so extreme, that excitement of the male reproductive system leads to a large whipping sensation being felt in the upper extremities of the receiving sexual playground.

Geoff: check out that broad, she's looking pretty down on her luck
Stan: a bit of weeping for the wet whipper will cure her problems
Geoff: locked and loaded
(Rhonda starts to weep)

by Keithaggatefookwah October 3, 2009

toad the wet sprocket

A pop/rock band from the 80's and 90's

I finally got some toad the wet sprocket tickets

by finbar36 February 6, 2010

Walking on the wet carpet

The sexual act of rubbing ones foot on a womans vagina to stimulate her to orgasm.

Walking on the wet carpet

Took a walk on the wet carpet last night, that bitch was WET!

by Dusk-Runner November 27, 2012

toad the wet sprocket

It's a friggin' blowjob, you idgits!

Slobbing the knob, kissing the one-eyed sailor, the fish that ate the one-eyed worm, eating an adult ice cream cone, head, sucky-suck-no-fucky.

by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

Slap with the Wet Glove

When a man, after intercourse, removes the used condom ("wet glove") and smacks his partner across the face with it.

After Kurt and I finished last night, he gave me a slap with the wet glove. I wasn't sure how to feel about it.

by Greyscale November 23, 2010