My gym teacher let me skip ourn fitness test because I gave him a tugboat, and I think it was a fair trade.
by fatwreck138 March 01, 2009
1. A person of short stature that has a little extra in the belly area there for resembling the small but powerful aquatic vessel from which they get the name.
2. A person who enjoys giving hand jobs.
2. A person who enjoys giving hand jobs.
Jeff "The Tugboat" got his nickname from the fact that he closely resembles a tugboat.
Jeff keeps his job because he is a tugboat.
Jeff keeps his job because he is a tugboat.
by tabb9512 October 08, 2009
The one friend that every one has. That acts like he is slow but he really isn't and laughs at every thing that makes no sense.
by Flat Stanly November 30, 2011
Guy 1: man it sucks you broke your wrist on the first day of the ski trip.
Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!
Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.
Guy 2: what's worse is it's my jerking hand!
Guy 1: well just don't expect me to be tugboating you this weekend.
by Jock_n_swag February 05, 2010
by Mike Sogoff December 15, 2004
*+-_^:. wELcoMe to #netsplit Cactuar hOw mAy i Be oF aaSiTenCE? | IF you aRE a TUGBOAT, NO ASSISETNEC MAY ASSITED. SaVe the yETTIS
by Cactuar November 20, 2003
by okstatendn July 02, 2009