murray the talking daemonic skull

the dismembered skull of one of the fearsome skeletal pirates from lechucks army of the undead. refuses to accept that he cannot move without the aid of trouble and believes he is very scary when he is infact quite humourous.

murray: i am so evil that after my evil deeds are done i will proudly stride through the deepes gates of hell!

guybrush: stride?

murray: well uh... roll throught the deepest gates of hell!!!. honestly, do you have to take the fun out of everything???

by guybrush threetwood October 28, 2003

talk the talk and walk the walk

If you can't keep your, put your money where you mouth is.

Hilary Clinton the phrase talk the talk and walk the walk applies especially to you.

by Crazy Uncle Dimma October 3, 2016

The tall tax

The 'tall tax' refers to the many inconveniences that a tall person may encounter in their life (whether that be financially or socially).

Most tall people are at a disadvantage financially because when they are on a long journey, they will often have no choice but to pay a premium for extra legroom even though they physically cannot fit in the seat otherwise.

In social situations, if there is a crowd trying to view an event, the tall person will always have to stand at the back because all of the smaller people will complain that they can't see. This is ironic as often the tall person will also not be able to see because they are not giants

Just because I'm tall, doesn't mean that I should have to pay more to sit down. That's the tall tax for you

by Lanky dude April 10, 2019

The Tallahassee double tap

When you are giving it to her from behind and just before you cum you pull out and cum on her head and the headboard with a marvelous double tap cumshot!

I'm not good at goodbyes so I gave her the Tallahassee double tap and a twinkie.

by pseudonymbusanonumus November 6, 2020

The Tale of Desperaux

An incredibly awesome book by Kate Dicamillo that tells the separate stories of Desperaux Tilling, a tiny mouse shunned by the rest of his kind, Chiaroscuro(Aka. Roscuro), a once light-loving rat whose heart was broken years ago, and Mig, a poor servant girl whose father sold her for a couple of cigarettes, a red tablecloth, and a hen. In the last section of the book the characters come together during Roscuro's plot to kidnap the princess and... that's all I'm saying for the sake of not ruining the ending(sorry :D). This beautiful story is at least five times better (and deeper) than that shit they call The Tale of Desperaux movie (friendship?! WTF?).

If you haven't read it then you should! Though...I wouldn't really suggest it if you're over a certain age(i.e. 16 and up shouldn't read it in public or at all if you're used to more challenging books) because of the simplicity of reading it(though not extremely simple).

Bob: "Duuuuuuuuuddddddee! What's up with your face?! You look like you just saw a puppy getting raped by Barnie!"(WTF)
Fred: "No. Worse. I just saw....the Tale of Desperaux Movie!!! DX"
Bob:"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" DX

by wootwootpie :D May 25, 2009

Pop The Tall Chicken

To stick your middle finger in the air; to flip someone off. Usually done in anger or to offend. It typically means "Fuck you" or "Fuck off". A variation on the phrase "Flip the bird".

My mom made me take out the trash, but I didn't want to so I had to pop the tall chicken on her.

This guy cut me off on the freeway the other day so I rolled down my window and popped him the tall chicken!

by Domenic182 August 20, 2010

The Tallis

A phrase used to describe the action of sucking a female nipple.

Louis: I went home with this girl last night.

Me: Did you give her the Tallis?

Louis: Hell yeah I did.

by Little_swing_big_ding December 22, 2018