Scooting the bucket

When your husband makes you do his chores

He was scooting the bucket this morning when he forgot to take out the garbage.

by M.Noodle December 30, 2021

scoot the cat

To miss the bus, train, cab or any other form of mass transportation.

My alarm clock broke so I scoot the cat. It was some bullshit.

by The Radical Tad May 8, 2008

Scooter the Gooch

(Verb)
1. When the clitoris is stimulated by rubbing against a partner’s gooch. 2. Hetero-tribbing. 3. To lose by a narrow margin in the last second.

alt. Gucci Scooter

(1)“Hey Janet are you going to make it to the OFFL Fantasy draft tonight?”
“Nah, I’ll probably stay in, open a bottle of wine, and Scooter the Gooch with hubby”
(2) “Man, I really Scootered the Gooch last game.”

by Buckle My Shoe 3 4 November 26, 2020

The Prostitute Scoot

A line-dancing maneuver frequently employed by call girls.

I thought the bumping and grinding was sexy, but then she busted out the Prostitute Scoot and I lost my mind.

by Scott St. Cloud March 26, 2008

The Sharp Scooter

The sexual act of receiving a blowjob from a physician while at the same time receiving stitches for a wound you’ve received from doing something stupid. If You ejaculate during the act you have successfully completed The Sharp Scooter.

Bro, I just cut the hell out of my toe running through the house barefoot and picked up some stitches. The Dr. even threw in The Sharp Scooter!

by VID-19 April 5, 2020

Scoot the pooch

to "haul ass", or run from something, or hurry.

"Oh soot, it's the popo, scoot the pooch!"

by Tragonan January 22, 2009

Scoot the chair

When a girl rides your dick but only moves back and forth, similar to scooting in a chair.

It must have been this bitch’s first time, cause all she knew how to do was scoot the chair.

That was the worst sex of my life, all she did was scoot the chair.

by Cough-man September 20, 2019