life by the sea

an awesome song by Tubbo and CG5

“Cuz i’m living and loving my life by the sea”

by mcyter August 28, 2021

Slickin' the Sea Serpent

a hand job or masturbation while immersed in water or w/ a lot of lube handy.

"With porn, Slickin' the Sea Serpent is a man's number one pass time."

by Le Douche Bag January 10, 2009

Chicken of the Sea

Cowardly Captain Francesco Schettino, responsible for the 2012 Costa Concordia maritime disaster.

Disregarded years of maritime tradition when he "tripped" and fell into a lifeboat, leaving hundreds of passengers and crew behind to die.

"Captain Schettino is a selfish coward. You might even call him a chicken of the sea."

by Fannanon February 3, 2012

Old Man and The Sea

A novel by Ernest Hemingway about an elderly man with perverted tendancies. He brings a young boy fishing with him every day, hoping to lure him in and make him his slave.

"Have you read the Old man and the sea?"
"No, what is it?"
"Ever seen Mr. Herbert in Family Guy?"
"yeah."
"It's about a man just like Mr. Herbert, but he takes a kid fishing every day."

by GunnyTurd August 7, 2012

Chicken of the Sea

The one type of non-perishable food that Jessica Simpson refuses to understand.

Jessica Simpson(reffering to Chicken of the Sea): I'm confused; Is it chicken, or is it fish?

by MzKe March 16, 2009

married to the sea

The daily webcomic by the creators of Toothpastefordinner and Natalie Dee, generally a little off-the-wall and at least chuckle-invoking. Each update is a Victorian-style drawing (thing) with the punchline generally being delivered by the text.

"MTTS" debuted February 13, 2006 and has gained considerable popularity, or so one would think. There is a store where you can buy bags or shirts for a decent price, like TPFD and ND.

"Oh god. People are still reading Hamlet? Jesus. I wrote that shit in like one fortnight. I owed some people some money, you know what I'm saying? Shakespeare got to get paid, son."

The first Married to the Sea comic, with the above quote next to a picture of Shakespeare.

by Hans le Noir October 22, 2006

hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 2, 2012