The North Face

expensive type of jacket that yuppy young men and women wear as a way to:
1) make a statement that they're rich.
2) keep very warm, since they're good jackets.

I prefer wearing mine for the second reason, but hey, #1 isn't all that bad...

Holy crap! He's wearing a North Face jacket! I have to go touch him and attain wealth!

by KyleW March 14, 2005

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The North York Trifecta

Also well-known to the denizens of Toronto as The Uptown Ultimate and The Bathurst Bomb, the action of dining at Wimpy's for breakfast, Dr. Laffa for lunch, and Pho Viet Xpress for dinner in the same day.

Girl: Mmmm, it's Sunday, let's stay in bed for a bit longer and cuddle up today.
Guy: No son, we're hitting the North York trifecta today. Wear your stretchy pants.

by TheOldAmba March 3, 2017

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the northern earth dragon

the northern earth dragon is wen you are being tasted in ones genitalia and just before having an orgasm you tern around and shit in there mouth and fores there mouth close and say the funniest joke making your partner shoot shit out there nose. (WARNING)ONLY SHOULD BE USED ON PEOPLE FROM THE NORTH IF NOT ITS JUST A EARTH DRAGON.

ya my friend gave his girlfriend the northern earth dragon last night and they got a divorce.

by Endo3po March 1, 2020

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i could eat the north end of a skunk moving south

An expression of extreme hunger. Common in rural Wyoming and Colorado, USA

"Man, I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a skunk moving south."

by Christie Malry October 9, 2006

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The North Face

The North Face, also known as, the "white man's J's" (Jordan Sneakers), is a company which produces outdoor goods of superior quality. That is undeniable. The North Face brand is often worn by people of all social stratifications to emphasize their wealth, conformity, and feelings of financial superiority; unless worn by actual adventurers or people who truly value the quality of The North Face products.

Hiker: I see that we're both wearing the same North Face fleece and Zippo lighters. I take it you like hiking as well?

Douche: Hold on, someone is calling me on my Blackberry.

(Yes, I know this example was already posted by 'birdandbee', but this is the perfect example describing typical The North Face wearers.)

by austinfromaustin January 30, 2010