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fresh off the motha fuckin block

It shows how cool someone is and shit like that. Also, subway sandwiches are no longer 12 inches.
Example 1:
Person 1: Did you see that kid?
Person 2: Yeah, he was acting like he was fresh off the motha fuckin block or some shit.

Example 2:
Etika: You know who it is man, Iceman Fuckin Etika, yeah, we fuckin sound cool. Anyways, you know who it is man, we back for another Ice session. We down here, SLJ Fam, you know what it is man. We shootin the DVD, we in downtown Brooklyn, chillin, bout to get projects for our green project. Right in the middle of the free zone, you know what it is man. Just got out from school man, niggas bags and shit, you see that shit, anyway, we chillin in front of the SLJ Building. The highschool, that I go to but i dont give a fuck, we just here to spit. Right now, we about to kick an Ice Session, with a new MP. F R E S H O F F T H E M O T H A F U C K I N B L O C K
by Nebulaaa January 22, 2017
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head to the motherfucking desk

1. What you use to respond to an idiotic question when "*head to desk*" or "*facepalm*" just isn't strong enough.

2. What you say when you've done something dumb when you were tired/inattentive/drunk.

3. What you do whenever Sarah Palin appears on the telly.
Mouthbreather Martin: "Can vegetarians eat animal crackers?"

Awesome Amanda: "*head to the motherfucking desk!*"
by QueenSlartibartfast March 21, 2010
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The Moths

They feel similar to butterflies, but where butterflies are that soft fluttering feeling you get when you are excited or happy, The Moths are that sick stomach-flipping feeling you get when you are worried or are upset about something.

The happy fluttering and sick flopping feeling are actually very similar feeling reactions, just one is for a good reason and the other is for a bad. Therefore since moths are the ugly version of butterflies, they represent the ugly verson of the stomach flip-flopping.
When you see your significant other or the person you are interested in enter into the room, you get excited and feel butterflies in your stomach.

When you see your ex with someone else, you get sick and upset and feel The Moths in your stomach.
by ihavethemoths. July 29, 2012
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A fail so big, it doesn't even fit on the richter scale.

therefore, guaranteeing an almost certain death.

or something along those lines.
person1: *accidently steps off a roof, which is about 123897401932874 meters high* AHHHHHHHHH

person2: FAIL TO THE MOTHERFUCKING WHALE
by thisismyname:):) October 3, 2009
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UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY

THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY: Unleash it upon your enemies and watch them crumble beneath your rage.
Man 1: *Runs up to friend* WHAT HAPPENED?!
Dieing man: The fury...he fucking unleashed it *death...*
Man 3: I WILL UNLEASH THE MOTHER FUCKING FURY ON YOU TOO IF I NEED TOO!
by HelloKinky June 5, 2009
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showing the mother

The act of bending down to peek between one's thighs and catch a glimpse of a bowel-baby before sending it off into the world.
"Cant flush this baby 'til I show the mother!"
by jones February 9, 2005
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what the motherfucker?

a term used to describe complete disbelief, shock and dismay, a more suprised and extreme version of WTF
Luke : 'Did you hear that matt won the show?"
Kirstin: 'OMFG!OMFG! what the motherfucker?! what the bullshit is that?'
by img_me January 8, 2011
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