Yeetus the Fetus

The action of throwing a young child or fetus.

To get an abortion

Timmy: My girlfriend just told me she’s pregnant

Kelvin: Tell her to yeetus the fetus

by Okurrking November 20, 2018

Sit on the fence

To decide to avoid making a decision one way or another.

Girl 1: You coming to the movie with us?
Girl 2: No, she's coming to the club with us!
Girl 3: Umm, I need to think about this, I don't really want to have to choose.
Girl 1: She's just trying to sit on the fence.

by ZMan June 24, 2010

Water The Ferns

A phrase uttered by a female to a work colleague, in the office, to be excused to escape to the bathroom/restroom, from a long laborious meeting, to go urinate. Its slightly more polite that "pee", though those that use it are rarely polite outside of work. Claims of the ferns being neglected or thirsty means she is desperate.

"I have to go water the ferns for a few minutes" - is a sign of a normal require urination
"I have to go water the ferns as we have neglected them" - is a sign of an urgent need to pee like a horse

by ScopeyUK June 21, 2017

Fresh off the Fence

Being recently released from prison.

Man, you are not ready to settled down because you are fresh off the fence.

by Vampyre318 November 30, 2015

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas

what happens when drake changes you (21)

Clutchin' glizzys with the fellas (Yeah)

by saucyrossy/sussy russy December 4, 2022

The Federal Hotel

A belittling term for prison, often used by someone who has been there.

Man, we get caught with this shit, and it's a five-year stay in the Federal Hotel!

by Blackwolf Morrow September 29, 2005

The Fear

"The Fear" is the sense that you have done yourself some lasting damage after a night of drinking. It's symptoms are:

- A feeling that you are going to die soon (and not just due to other hangover symptoms);
- A sense that people or organizations are out to get you;
- Angst that you may have offended, inappropriately touched or physically attacked someone the night before;
- Foreboding about the next time you meet the people or return to the bar where you degraded yourself the previous night.

The fear is often accompanied by "The Remorse" where you are also genuinely ashamed and sorry for the way you have behaved, as well as simply frightened for the sake of your own wellbeing.

Concerned Friend: "How are you feeling after last night?"
Sufferer: "I am riddled with The Fear. And cat AIDS."

by Jaques le Chef April 14, 2008