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the curse

every time your girlfriend gets the curse
by serpeco May 28, 2001
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the courteeners

The Courteeners are an British band formed in Manchester, England in 2006 by Liam Fray (guitar/vocals), Michael Campbell (drums/backing vocals), Daniel Conan Moores (Guitar), and Mark Cuppello (bass). All four band members hail from the Middleton area of Greater Manchester, and have known each other since they were ten years old.

The band's debut single, "Cavorting" was released on August 6th 2007 by Loog Records. The single sold out immediately, with all available copies pre-ordered by their friends. A second single, "Acrylic" was released on October 22nd 2007 reaching number 44 in the UK Chart, the video also received considerable playtime on MTV2.

The band have often been compared, both in look and in attitude, to fellow Mancunian rock band Oasis. The band have played down these comparisons, saying although Oasis are their idols, they sound "nothing like Oasis musically".
You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC
Are you sure you couldn’t have found the time,
Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy
Sometimes I’m bad, sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably,
should have forgotten about people or things
Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings
- What Took You So Long- the Courteeners
by indiechick. September 29, 2008
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Blacken the Cursed Sun

Waking up with a hangover wishing the sun would go back down. Also, the title of a song from the album "Sacrament" released in 2006 by heavy metal band Lamb of God.
Last night was crazy! I need to go back to sleep. Please blacken the cursed sun!
by bbird January 15, 2008
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the cursed child

Cannon Harry Potter fanfic, with a terrible plot

Everyone agrees that scorbus definitely should have happened, and that it makes more sense than scorose
Person1:Have you read the Cursed Child yet?
Person2:Yeah, it was terrible!
P1:Albus and Sorpius were so gay, what was JKR thinking?
by Gay or european? August 30, 2017
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Breaking the curse/spell

Something that can only be done by true love, love that is pure, innocent, limitless and eternal. What you read about in many fairy tales but occurs in real life also. A curse/spell occurs when others who are very selfish, discontent, and disturbed are driven by jealousy and envy of someone they wish to be like or with performs cast a spell or through evil thoughts/wishes emit negative energy aimed at destroying the victim and their happiness, usually accompanied by wicked/malicious actions toward the victim. Victims usually radiate beauty, love, joy, peace, cheerfulness, magic, light, all that is good and pure. Victims are usually very kind, caring, helpful, gentle, merciful, compassionate, understanding, patient, tolerant, considerate, forgiving, indiscriminate, friendly, affectionate, humble, pure and innocent but often naive. They know themselves, what they want, how to be happy and love deeply. They are often very gifted, intelligent, beautiful, talented and romantic with a connection to the Divine/Universe. A victim under a curse/spell will come across as being flawed in some way. When the victim's true love appears in their life they will see them for who they really are and recognize that they are under a curse/spell and being just like them will never give up but will fight to overcome all evil and all obstacles loving the victim without condition, overlooking their flaws, forgiving their mistakes, thereby setting them free and breaking the curse/spell.
Sadeaky: You should stay away from him, he is an unlucky guy with nothing to his name.

Ana: No he is under a curse/spell from those who are jealous and envious of him and do not wish to see him happy, I too have been cursed for the same reason. I do not care about the past or the mistakes we've made, I do not care if he has nothing, I care only for him. I love him with a love that is true, pure, innocent and eternal. *Magical noise/music...curse/spell is broken.* Ana's King appears and she falls to his feet.

Sadeaky: I was really wrong, he is a very lucky guy and the man with everything.

The King is no longer scared, grabs Ana by the shoulder and raises her to him. Looking into her eyes he opens himself up to loving Ana with a love that is true, pure, innocent and eternal and having decided he is ready to fight all evil and obstacles to be with her, he kisses her breaking the curse/spell . *Magical noise/music...curse/spell is broken.* She becomes his Queen.

The King, Ana the Queen and their children, extended family and friends live happily ever after teaching others what true love means. THE END.
by Goddess12* December 11, 2013
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The curse of Pirate Piggy

This curse is the worst of curses. It is cautioned to avoid this at all costs. The only way to obtain this curse is by looking at his treasure map whenever you get the chance. The map is most often found under plates. It is highly advised to pick up the plate and read it.
Kyle: You need to look at the map!

Simon: I'm not going to look under my plate.

Kyle: Than you have the curse of Pirate Piggy.
by Not Yellow Swine April 26, 2016
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the cursed cumstain

after getting it good you pull out before you finish. then ritually kiss her forehead and chant made up shit before busting one on her face. then with your finger you rearrange the cum to look like an anigram or something cultic. then you slap her in the face because she is evil. you then scream like a girl and call her cursed.

bonus points: if Iron Maiden's "number of the beast" is in the background playing
guy 1:"bro, she had it, she had the cursed cumstain."

guy 2: " bro, you gave it to her.

guy 1: it still counts...it was evil
by mascow July 26, 2016
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