Check the blind spot

When you fart but are unsure if it was a shart. So you go to the bathroom to wipe to make sure

After i farted i went to the bathroom to check the blind spot.

by deencee08 October 10, 2016

ride the blind

To ride in the empty boxcar of the train typically used for freight instead of passengers. Used frequently in lyrics of the blues music genre.

I was a hobo and had to ride the blind to get from Memphis to Chicago.

by mackharrison March 7, 2012

blonde leading the blind

to be used in place of, "blind leading the blind".

Those two going hunting together is like the blonde leading the blind.

by iluvmako December 27, 2011

Juggling The Blind Snails

When one rotates the testicles between ones fingers.

At school I had nothing to do so I just juggled the blind snails for a whole lesson.

by Munglai January 17, 2004

Healing the blind

Blood removal from eyes

Healing the blind isn't this hard

by Cody5050 January 29, 2022

Movies for the blind

Pornographic films of any genre.

Q: So what kind of work are you in?

A: I make movies for the blind.
Q: Oohh! And how is that going?

A: It's awesome! I really love my co-workers!

by Amish Bastard December 8, 2022

Trying to help the blind see

A phrase used to describe the action of someone who is trying to change someone's perspective for the better, but they will not listen.

I told her not to go back to him, and he cheated on her anyway. Giving her advice is like trying to help the blind see.

by clopez09 September 11, 2025