The Luke Richard 

The act of licking fromunda cheese from the homies under the lunch table.

Hey, i’m going to give you a The Luke Richard.

The Luke Richard by brett ricketts December 17, 2024

king richard the third 

putting your dick in a toaster

i came down to the kitchen yesterday and saw him doing a big king richard the third

king richard the third by foultreebread April 28, 2017

Richard the Frying Pan 

A Super Awesome Legit dude who skateboards amazingly and will be the best Magic: The Gathering player who ever lived. Also, has no arms, hence the Frying Pan part. Chickens are his best friends, as well as David (see: davidfishicism), Chase, Jeff, Carter, and many others.

"Hello, Richard the Frying Pan! What's up?'

Richard the Frying Pan by SpikeFurious May 16, 2019

What the biff Richard 

Used to show how pissed off you are at someone. The "Richard" signifies that you are so pissed you don't even know who the fuck you're talking to.

"Hey I peed in your mom's mouth."
"WHAT THE BIFF RICHARD."

What the biff Richard by Paco Taco the Blaco May 15, 2018

richard and the twins 

basically the penis and the testicles

Richard = Dick

ouch..Richard and the twins just got hit :s

richard and the twins by octopus69911 January 26, 2006

what the fuck, richard 

A meme referring to any accidental action you do that is unexpected and obviously does not help you in progressing your situation. Can also be used when expressing disappointment in your current situation. Originated from a popular disc golf video in which a disc is thrown wildly across a road instead of at the basket.

It is a perfect day for disc golf and your kid is sick so you can't make it out. What the fuck, Richard!(directed at the child, and at you by your friends)

what the fuck, richard by NthHour February 28, 2017

helping richard out of the pool 

When you have to use extreme strength to get your dick out of a girl's pussy when it is in too tight.

Girl: Let's stop, my dad is going to be home any minute!
Boy: Alright, let's get dressed.
Girl: What are you waiting for, hurry up!
Boy: Hold on, I'm helping Richard out of the pool.

helping richard out of the pool by ONEY RULES ☝ October 25, 2014