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texticular pause

A sudden pause in an in-person conversation or intercourse, caused by the need to respond to a text.
Evan- "Hey Dillon how was your date with Sarah last night?"
Dillon- "Oh it was great we went out dancing, then I took her home and..."
Evan- "And what?... hello?"
Dillon- *texting... texting... texting*
Evan- "wtf now is not the time for a texticular pause"
by salamiprototype December 8, 2009
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testical tar

another name for gizz or sperm
did you see drews pants? he had remains of testical tar everywhere
by K.P. April 27, 2006
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texticles

What some folk have that makes them think they can talk big to others from behind a keyboard on their faggoty little iPhone.

Typically found on internet forums, where the above dwell like light-hating troglodytes waiting to spring upon and shred anything regardless of its validity or reason.
New guy to game: I have a question about this quest objective, I can't seem to unlock it.

D00d with texticles: lololol L2P newb! Don't make come over and fuck you in the ear!!!!11!!1

NGTG: Really? I just asked a simple question, that's not necessary.

D00D: GFYS!!1 Go DIAF nub! I'll come to your work and piss on your desk and rape your cat!11!!! LAWLZ!!!!11!

Other guy in forum: Ignore him, new guy, he found an exploit and has been griefing everyone. I think his texticles just dropped the ther day and he thinks he's hot shit.

D00D: muthafucka i am 6'10 320 pouns jujitzu and mooey tie 8 dan streetfighter i will pwn u irl an u lucky i canno leave the st8 becuz im on paroll for killing tre fools that talk shit to me.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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Testical Eyes

When you eyes are really sensitive.
Just like a pair of testicals
Joe- Hey you better grab you sunglasses
Tom- Why?
Joe- It's so bright out here, and I know you have testical eyes.
Tom- Oh, ight. Thanks for the heads up.
by syd_tha_kid April 2, 2010
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Testicals

"So, did you see those testicals on that one chick?"
by seniorchinesepoopiepants October 2, 2009
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Testiclash

it is when you are runnng and as you our running one of the testicles collides with the leg or other testicle, causing extreme pain
he ran down the stairs and had a massive testiclash, he couldent get upp for 10 minutes
by funky rabbi May 13, 2009
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Testicals

1.A man's origin and source of supreme power
2.Superman is to sun, and man is to testicals, yet it is as superman is to kryptonite as man is to testicals
3.A man's power and weakness
4.Ball's of nerves, very sensitive to the touch, very agrivating to the tap, very nausiating to the punch, and death to whoever kicks them.
First guy:Wow! Jerry got premoted.

Second guy: The guy must have some pretty strong testicals. (balls)
by Matthew Quick December 25, 2007
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