Nikola Tesla

A man who wasn’t stolen from, but was stolen from mankind.

Nikola Tesla: It’s a wireless transmission of truth, and it’s a shocking real story of a banker and you, and if the people knew you stopped me from making power free, they would curse the con Edison with every utility.

by Flatblok71 May 17, 2020

orange tesla

The best fucking E pill you'll ever take in your life. God damn. Shit will have you off the shits down with all types of shits. It says only take half but it's strongly encouraged to take as many as possible. You'll OD one day. Happy bonnaroo ! Shout out to Florida and Tesla Motors

oh my fucking God are those the Orange teslas ? If I buy a lot will you cut a deal man?

by Chewsomeass June 25, 2015

tesloch

A big african cunt with big boobs and small penis tesloch pojack has a small ear Same as pal piny my dick cant define how delson is a boy

Shane: how did tesloch get to perth without jumping
Nhan: cause hes so FUCKING tall

by SomediCHEad March 19, 2018

tesla sex

When you have sexual intercourse in your Tesla while it’s on autopilot/self-driving mode. Also known as a road fuck on autopilot, a self-driving coitus, and a passing the time in a car.

While we were having Tesla Sex, my ass bumped the steering wheel and knocked it out of autopilot.

by ChocoFacial69 May 16, 2019

tsolakis

The best people from Greece have this last name.

Person 1: "Tsolakis"
Person 2: *cums pants* "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

by Apostolos the Great July 30, 2019

teslawesome

(adj)
1. Being amazingly great, so great it defies any justifiable description in any language.
2. See Nikola Tesla, the great inventor.

You're the best of the best, you're so teslawesome it hurts my life!

The 80s band Tesla is the absolute opposite of teslawesome, in that they are so horrible they defy justification in any language (all according to taste).

by binaisagnome September 20, 2008

Nikola Tesla

A absolutly brilliant serbo-croatian inventer, he single handedly advanced human knowlage in the feilds of electromagnetics by decades. He was a rival with Thomas edison, and was very tall and "odd". He suffered from a host of mental disorders like OCDand was completely asexual. He also was a ambidextor and possesed a seemingly photographic memory. Many of his inventions have been suspected to have been "repressed" by energy companies. He Died alone and pennyless at age 84. He had a amazing mind.

Nikola Tesla was the inventor of ac power.

by Redi April 22, 2007