Telstra monkeys

Derrogatory:
They are monkies. They work for telstra.
Working on the same princaple as Doglas Adams infinate number of monkies.

What a bunch of telstra monkies!

by louis October 17, 2001

Telstra Tightarse

The name given to the condition of only texting friends on telstra, one you have telstra 1c text.

Bloke 1:I was going to text Ricko the other day, but he is on optus.
Bloke 2: Your such a telstra Tightarse

by Stueynator May 21, 2009

telstar

An Australian car sold by ford in the 1980s. Also the car preferred by assholes who drive around roundabouts at excessive speeds while throwing beer cans out the window flipping the bird at every one who witnesses his majestic mullet swirl in the wind.

That Telstar driving asshole right there.

by Ranch Life March 24, 2021

telsey

A funny and sweet girl who can get pissed off in seconds. She's really tiny and a stoner.

Man, I'd hate to be a Telsey

by p00000000000000oooooooooooooop December 31, 2011

Telsters

A developer of a .tel domain which brings to life and practical usage for a wide audience of people accessing this communications-focused domain over the internet from any device

The community at www.telsters.com

by Telster February 27, 2009

Telstra Idiot

1. noun A person who is regularly convinced by his/her local Telstra provider to upgrade services that they don't need, for money they don't have. Often characterised by excessively large data allowances with incredibly low usage.

2. noun The person who is always in front of you in the line at a Telstra shop who does not understand anything the desk clerk is telling them. He/she also always seems to have one more question.

1.

Adam: You know, I hear that Steve has 200 GB of downloads a month!
Eve: Really?! He must download heaps!
Adam: Nah, he just uses Facebook.
Eve: Oh....what a Telstra Idiot!

2.
Customer 1: You say that I have 10 GB of usage a month...how many megabytes is that?
Customer 2: (to himself) Man, that guy is a Telstra Idiot....

by blue_jacket July 21, 2011

Telstra Mad

When you are so mad, that chest pains, eye twitching, profanity, loss of mind are all in full swing and any form of control has been squashed by you diminished spirit, feelings of requiring therapy or remuneration due to incredibly poor service, you are officially Telstra Mad.

'On a scale of 1 to Telstra Mad, just how mad were you bro?' 'I was Telstra mad'

by Telstramadgirl March 13, 2018