Telly

To delete all your World of Warcraft characters, then promptly shit yourself.

Man I can't believe you did a Telly, why would you do that AND shit yourself

by eust83 January 29, 2019

Telly

A schizophrenic muppet who worries about everything.

Featured on the popular American television series for children, "Sesame Street."

Zoe: Let's play with umbrellas today, yayyy!

Telly: NO ZOE, IT'LL POKE YOU IN THE EYE!

Zoe: Fuck off, Telly. I'm more popular than you anyway.

by Joel April 14, 2005

tellie

Tellie...a constantly evolving and ever changing group of friends that know the true meaning of love...

Gorgeous Wonderful Tellie

by FifaNerdGaming12321 September 12, 2017

Telly

a pimp ass guy who gets all the ladies for an unkown reason, since he is not particularly good looking. He especially likes younger girls and taking virginity. He most likely has many sexually transmitted diseases.

"eww that guy is so telly"

"man he took how many v-cards? what a fuckin' telly!"

by telly February 10, 2007

On the telly

Slang phrase alluding to a show seen on television. It can refer to something that is watched in person and not on television, such as a fight, a funny accident, or a fun person acting funny.

1. "What are you doing with that stapler? Wow, I don't know what I'd do if you weren't around to keep me entertained."

"What can I say? I'm what's 'on the telly.'"

2. "Let's go to High Street and see what's on the telly."

by kero frangipani pants February 5, 2009

Telly

a fat ugly skank whore who cant decide which guy to chase after.

I know a Telly; she has a new dream guy every week.

by john Doe May 13, 2005

Telly Ting

Basically a stripper that does her work in a hotel usually likes to have the word bandz at the end of their Instagram names and flex with bare money

Never fuck a telly ting

by Lamborghini March 27, 2017