telepenis

A telepenis is a telescope like penis so old ones can’t extend without viagrea

I have a telepenis.

by TELEDICK January 10, 2019

telekinesis

mind reading

wow did u just use ur telekinesis when u said she’s a smelly lil bitch

by i<3puthee October 25, 2020

telekenisis

When a male or female gets heartbroken but decides to move on making music or going to the gym

Look at that guy over there he's lifting that weight like he had telekenisis

by Rollings February 7, 2021

telepenisis

When you sense someone masturbating - Brock Viau

Brock Viau uses his telepenisis.

Brock uses his telepenisis at the children’s hospital.

by Brocks hot sister April 27, 2021

TELEKINESIS

REMOTE MOVMENT

OOPS MY TV REMOTE JUST COMMITED TELEKINESIS ON ME AND IT`S BATTERY FELL OUT, LET ME GO GET IT AND THE BATTERYS.

by qweerttyuiopasdfghhjklzxccvbnm April 29, 2023