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telekinesis

The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.
Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?

Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004
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Television Audience Laugh

A Television Audience Laugh (TAL) happens when someone makes a joke, gets no laughs from the people currently in the room but from the studio audience on the sitcom on the TV.
I made a joke one day and the Television Audience laughed for me.

Television Audience Laugh
by Thesonicsword November 7, 2010
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Telerico

A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”

Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
by Blickstiffy February 23, 2023
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Unemployment Television

Definition.

The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.

Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.

An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.

First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television

P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
by TheUltimateDx April 24, 2023
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television

The early 21st century drug of choice. A shared illusion, making its addicts think they have friends, a life, access to good information, and the critical thinking skills to form valid opinions. Fatal in large doses.
Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
by Who, me? August 18, 2003
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Black Entertainment Television

Also known as Black Exploitation Television. A poor representation of Black people in society; a glorification of big booties, gold teeth, tha projects and crack heads, pimps and hoes, and relentless violence. An utter disgrace, but it sells.
ex. Uncut, Rap City, 106 and Park (shouldn't those kids be in school??)
by Miss Blake May 13, 2005
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television

I thought he was dead but he was just watching Television.
by Mike Bendixson December 28, 2005
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