The ability to move objects solely with the power of the mind. Seen in zillions of suspense, horror and sci-fi movies and books, but there's yet no proof it exists in real life.
Wilma: Nicky, would you get me the second volume of the Kinsey report on the top shelf?
Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
Nicky: Get me a ladder then! I can't reach that high, what do you think, I've got telekinesis or something?
by Bluejay Young May 14, 2004
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A sex act where, during doggy, the male pulls out, dabs, then proceed to put it in her ass and pretend it’s an accident before continuing to hit it raw
Person 1: “Yooo did you take Bridget home last night?”
Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
Person 2: “Yeah boy I even hit her with the Telerico!”
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The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
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The name given to the hours of tv when no one should be watching, namely 3am.
Obviously the name derives from the fact that anyone with a job or someone who attends school should be asleep and not watching the garbage that permeates the airways at these hours.
An interesting note to make is that during these hours, the likelihood of an error happening with a broadcast signal is infinitely more likely to happen.
First used by Rebeltaxi in his video “Top 10 Worst Animated Songs”
P1: Damn bro u look tired af man
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
P2: Shit man I stayed up all night watching unemployment television.
P1: tf is unemployment television
P2: 3am tv, when people who have no lives watch tv. Its all shit anyways.
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Paul spent the day eating Cheetos and watching Television, then had a light heart attack in the evening.
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