BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE

BUSH TELEGRAPH WIRE; something conor does

anybody that communicates via bush telegraph wire is a conor there for a fucking cunt face you should never ever trust with anything EVER.

by meetjoeblack October 21, 2010

Irish Telegraph

How Irish tell each other they are pregnant: drinking less.

Maureen, You're on tha wagon, are ye? I know an Irish telegraph when I receive one, you flapper!

by moreff November 7, 2011

Telecrasination

Telecrasination pronounsed
(tel e kras tin ay' shun)

The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only siz inches away.

Your sitting in you living room, and the phone rings,but you don't answer it until its rung around 2-3 times. Telecrasination.

by jphw March 25, 2009

Telecropolis

Any high place aggressively occupied by broadcasting masts or telecommunication towers.

They've put a telecropolis on the top of Pendle!

by philologue August 26, 2011

Telecapussy

A person whos always thinking of there imaginery mate or a person such as myself who can read other telecapussys minds

The telecapussy fantasised a big booty twerking on his little pet twig

I am discusted at what my telecapussy powers let me see

by Fallo all da May 12, 2016

Telegraph Line

A song from Schoolhouse Rock, which depicts a Civil War-esque delivery boy sending messages and death threats to various people in the song. Telegraph Line is also famously known for having a robot with a lit-up screen being sexually abused by Mr. Hand, mainly in the areas of the foot.

Hey, there's a telegraph line, you got yours and I got mine; it's called the nervous system!!!!!!!!!!!!! And everybody understands, those telegram commands, and you know that everybody better listen!

by JeffyFanatic5000 January 28, 2022

West 7 Mile Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips

A Detroit-based Crip-affiliated street crew active around West 7 Mile, Evergreen, and Telegraph on the city’s Westside. Often associated with “ScoreGang” (SCRG), they’re known for territorial graffiti, tag wars, and various street-level activities. Their presence has been noted in local reporting, neighborhood accounts, and online references, including DetroitStreetGangs.com, community videos, and images circulating on Flickr, Alamy, and Google Street View. Residents link the crew to tagging, disputes over territory, and occasional robberies or joyriding in the 48219 area.

“The West 7 Mile Evergreen Telegraph Gangster Crips are a neighborhood crew rooted deep in Detroit’s Five Points.” — Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool December 9, 2025