Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.
by Smart American Male August 10, 2009
Get the Teen Choice Awards mug.The ages 13-19, the 'infancy of adulthood' when physical beauty and rude animal health ironically combine with lack of resources, power and wordly wisdom to create an individual of towering self-loathing and monstrous hostility.
Pity the teenanger and remember what it was like to have the metabolism and beauty of a god, the pocketbook of a pauper, the political power of a field slave and the wisdom of a cretin.
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Get the 20 gay teen mug.A Promise or a Commitment to something that seems very important to the teenager themself. Usually taken as a regular promise during in teenage years
Peter made a teenage vow that he would try his best to get to the university that he wanted to go to.
by whitemedal September 6, 2009
Get the Teenage Vow mug.Originally from Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby, anytime a real driver loses his or her touch, putting themselves in a position where they endanger their own safety or that of the other drivers on the road, they are said to be "driving like a pissed off teenager".
Lucius: "You know you're driving like a pissed off teenager, okay?"
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
Ricky Bobby: "This sticker is dangerous and inconvenient, but I do love Fig Newtons."
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Get the driving like a pissed off teenager mug.A wild and aggresive hormone driven teenager. ORIGIN bucking bronco. From Don McLean's American Pie.
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Get the teenage broncin' buck mug.She is the most beautiful girl you will ever meet. No matter what age she is you will still fall in love. She looks younger than she actually is and smiles all the time. Do not get her angry or she will blow! Other than that she is the most kind hearted person ever.
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