Technovangelist

The technovangelist is a person who preaches a certain technology (iPhone, MacBook) or software (Twitter/FB/IG/Windows) to everyone and anyone who will listen, whether they use it or not (especially if they don't use it). The kind of person you want to use said technology to smash in their face or flame them online.

Bill: "So I ran into Dwayne in Starbucks the other day and he was showing me his new iPhone and telling me how I needed to go get myself one because it will change my life completely."

Sarah: "Dwayne is such a technovangelist with Apple products."

by Big Daddy Loveshack March 1, 2019

Technofag

Technofag, any individual erotically interested with technology.

Well-known Technofags include: Al Gore, Bill Gates, Steve Jobs, Dr. Michael Griffin and many, many others.

Did you see Jamison with his iPhone?
Yen, what a Technofag

by Stanislao June 10, 2009

Technogenesis

A competely undefined program at Stevens Institute Of Technology that is generally agreed to be a total waste of money. May possibly be connected to the 26 toilets.
What the Hell is technogenesis?

It should be a toilet, but it isnt.

by Jd00DZ February 20, 2005

technogeezer

A person young enough to know how to use the internet but too old to know all the cool lingo.

I'm such a technogeezer. I didn't know what "PWN" and "fupa" meant, so I looked them up on urbandictionary.com.

by thyrezine October 1, 2009

Technogeek

a well known stunter with a large penis and very good at being a pimp

will you look at the size of that technogeek

by luke December 31, 2004

Technomania

Excessive obsession, excitation, arousal, or fascination by the latest technological products, like devices, gadgets, or softwares.

A: Bob has rushed to stores once he heard about the iPad.
B: He's techteased by any new gadget. He's a real technoamaniac!

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A: Have you tried the new Android smartphones yet?!
B: I'm satisfied with my BlackBerry. I'm not very obsessed technomania!

by Ahmed Zidan October 1, 2010

Technogeek

the best fucking stunter out there no 1 is better than technogeek

"all hail king technogeek"

by bpm February 26, 2005