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Boner Technician

One who has the specific training and experience in the creation of a successful bonfire. Those who possess such skills are the only individuals who have the necessary abilities to tend to what we know as a bonfire.
"Colin, the boner technician that he is, assembled the greatest fire with only the most exotic wood. Only he had the abilities to erect such a raging boner."
by Lemski October 16, 2008
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Electronics Technician

An evolved form of an electrician this person has hyper intelligence and is imbued with advanced knowledge of all things electrical/electronic. Not only are these advanced beings intelligent and skilled, legend has it they are so beautiful that if a mere mortal catches a glimpse they will be blinded and defecate.

Other well known electronics technicians are Luke Skywalker, Tony Stark and Jesus.
I met an electronics technician today and I soiled my underpants
by exponential I.Q. June 11, 2016
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I.T. Technician

A Person who can use google better than most of the people.
I think i need to call I.T. Technician to fix it for me
by Vyssias November 22, 2017
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Petroleum Transfer Technician

Service station attendent.
'Full Service' gas station attendant.
The guy that pumps gas into your car.
Gary works at the gas station and aspires to be a petroleum transfer technician.
by SASniper January 31, 2006
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Technocracy

A form of government where those who are skilled rule.

“Those who are skilled” is often taken to mean scientist and engineers; however, that is not necessarily the case. A technocracy is a hypothetical system of governance where those who are skilled in a particular area make the decisions for that area, so a person who is skilled in the area of health would manage the heath system and someone skilled in defence would make the decisions for the defence of a state rather than having elected representatives make the decisions.

Technocracy can also be seen as a plan for society where the technical aspects of society are run by those who are skilled in those areas. The plan would see the replacement of capitalism, money and the free market with a more rational means of allocating and managing the resources of society to maintain a high standard of living for the longest time possible.
There are no examples of a technocracy.
by isenhand June 15, 2006
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Technochondriac

Someone who assumes that a device or particular piece of technology that they own, is either suffering or will suffer a fault or known issue.

Often a technochondriac will read an article on a device they own and will find out a number of 'known faults' and will then expect their device to suffer the same issues - sometimes telling people that it currently does, in anticipation.

A technochondriac is also prone to confusing their lack of product knowledge with a fault. Very common in those that a middle aged.
Dad: "So son, how you enjoying that new Nokia N82 that I bought you. I'm really liking mine!"
Son: "Yeah, its cool now that I've flashed the unit with the latest version 11 firmware - that fixed the 'camera freeze' issue that I was experiencing. All good now."
Dad: "Yeah, I'm having that same fault so I must get around to updating mine."
Son: "Ummm... no your not. You are such a technochondriac - you just keep forgetting to open the camera shutter causing that slight delay. Your phone is fine!"
by Bucko_NZ March 8, 2008
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Technician

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.
by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009
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