Technician

Hardcore fan of Tech N9ne.

I went to the Tech N9ne show the other night. The crowd consisted of 90% juggalos and 10% Technicians.

by devil on the shoulder May 25, 2009

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010

Substance Abuse Technician

Drug addict

Steven went back to Rehab due to his profession as a substance abuse technician

by Craig888 September 28, 2019

Power line technician

Closest thing to God, without electricity you have nothing. A combination of lineman and cablemen, the PLT will fix any electrical problem , can diagnose sicknesses, perform surgeries, fly planes and correct engineers work. Mostly outdoorsy , they can make fire with sticks. Working off of little to no sleep ,one could say that the PLT doesn't go to bed, they just wake up.

Oh shit the power went out how Will the surgeon save this persons life?
Bitch please! There's A Power line technician on the way !

by Johnny widmore December 24, 2020

Flume Technician

A very important, under-rated job. In a nut shell, it is a nutshell... Being on call 24/7, a flume technician is responsible for ensuring that the structural and watertight integrities of any and all flumes are maintained using technical equipment including duct tape, bungee cords, and clothespins (MacGyver style).

It is a booming profession. It's getting popular as well.

Jenn: What does Phil do all day? He always looks so busy but I never see him working.
Tom: Are you serious? Phil's the flume technician! Who would we call if his flume started leaking?
Jenn: But it always leaks...
Tom: EXACTLY! And he's always working on it! The lab would flood Zoltan style if he took a break.
Jenn: You have opened my eyes. How could I have been so wrong!
Phil: Hey dudes

by Thom Krüse April 17, 2009

technicated

An adjective used to describe that which is not only "technical", but, also "complicated".

Original Formula of Pythagorean Theorem:
(Crabs² + Syphillis²)= AIDs²
That shits technicated.

by sideshowsteve March 27, 2009

technified

To take a simple task and overly describe it unnecessarily.

Me: Sorry I haven't talked to you in a week, I've been experiencing existential malaise, as in, the Miry Bog .
Her: So you're depressed, why get all technified ?

by Corndog59 March 9, 2018