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technical virgin 

A technical virgin is a girl who has been fucked up her ass, but not in her poon-tang, leaving them technically a virgin still.
Billy really wants to have sex with me, but I want to stay a virgin until Im married. Losing your virginity before then is against my religion, so Ill let him fuck me in the ass and Ill still be a technical virgin. Its what I always do.
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technical reason 

Term to be used to escape from issue or questions specially when all goalposts exhausted. Bermuda triangle for a question seeking it's answer.
India's GDP down due to technical reasons!
Crude oil cheaper than ever before and petrol is costliest ever India due to technical reasons
technical reason by auvach September 14, 2017

technical fourway

The act of having sex with a person on top of two additional people, with or without consent, but considered to be in the merger even though they are not active participants. This may also be referred to as a "Great Moment in Hook-Up History", when the two people are would-be cock blockers
"That night, Bobby and Gina had drunken sex on top of her two passed out friends, making it a technical fourway"
technical fourway by Uber Tuber November 10, 2008

Technical Theatre kid 

A drama kid who instead of memorizing lines or showtunes, reads plays and musicals to come up with set designs and or "lighting designs"; usually wears black (everywhere! including socks and shoes); thinks that the three most important things in life are:
1.) Flashlight
2.) multi-tool
3.) crescent wrench
Constantly complaining about grimlins stealing random objects from the theatre. Knows the difference between "theater" and "theatre"; and where it's acceptable to use each! Are tired of the actors standing in the way of scene changes...MOVE Dang it! Knows the difference between a "follow spot" and a "spot light"; Smart off and they'll turn your light off; Knows TONS of knots; Can fix anything with gaff tape; WILL cut somebody; are not the actors' babysitters, but WILL discipline them; Never say "good luck" only "merde" and "break a leg". They survive on four things:
1.) Caffeine
2.) Nicotene (18+)
3.) Sugar
4.) Alcohol (+21)

Knows numbers for all colors. AND Finds it frustrating to define themselves on Urban Dictionary.

FIN.
Regular Kid 1: (Belch) "Purple!"

Regular Kid 2: "Blue!"

Technical Theatre Kid: "R339!"

RegKid1: "That's not a color!"

RegKid2: "Yea!"

Techkid: "Rosco 339! Broadway Pink aka TBP!"

RegKid 1 and 2: "Freakin Tech theatre kid!"

Technical Writing

a delicate blend of writing, editing, and graphic design in a professional manner.
Technical Writing includes brochures, posters, and professional emails.
Technical Writing by kareth2012 September 2, 2011

technical guruji 

You sub him only for the giveaways and his wealth
Person : what's his financial state
Other person : Bruh, he is the next technical guruji.
technical guruji by CoolHarry830 October 9, 2020

Technical Wizard 

A person who knows their way around technical appliances and computers. Someone who understands the deeper functions and quirks or computer programming, peripherals and applications as well as home electronics and is able to help mere mortals in coping with these.
Cindy hooked up my home cinema system AND fixed my PC. That gal is a real technical wizard, I tell you!
Technical Wizard by Ruikku January 11, 2012