aris the techman

1. a ballbag

2. a complete ballbag

3. master of websense, often spotted lindyhopping through the office.

i got hung on a system problem, and lost 10 grand and that ballgbag aris the techman jumped up my ass.

by gptrading December 30, 2008

Technonoob

Someone who has difficulties keeping up with new electronic gadgets, such as cell phones, i-whatevers.

Yeah, yeah Dave. I'm the technonoob who keeps purse dialing you.

by Zoya Slapabitch July 31, 2011

Techna

A fat cuck boi named Teddy

Hey look! It's a wild Techna in the woods!

by Hydraa August 5, 2017

sci-techian

1. One who engages in sex with men, and will also willingly give blow jobs, not because he is gay, just because he is that kind of guy

2. Student of Sci-Tech

"That guy over there is a Sci-Techian, you should of seen him yesterday."

by ahh shit July 14, 2003

Technard

Someone that is a "Technical Retard" when it comes to operating digital technology.

Someone who is a Technard struggles or can't operate digital devices. eg A computer including internet, mobile phone, CD player, VCR player, DVD player, iphone, itouch, ipad, photocopier, scanner or microwave to name a few digital devices.

by Matthew David Morrison May 23, 2010

Technonecromancy

N. The restoration of an extremely damaged or otherwise nonfunctioning electronic device to full functionality.

It took all my skills at technonecromancy to get my computer working again after that virus hit it.

by Bree Fletcher July 23, 2010

technonigarize

A synthesized singing style popularized by black singers namely Akon

They tend to technonigarize "We are the world 25 for Haiti" and the result was unique!

by warsone September 12, 2011