two teamer

a sports fan who roots for two or more teams

Guy 1: "How does Dan like the Jets and the Eagles?"

Guy 2: "Because, he is low down, dirty two teamer!"

by TheTokenGuy September 1, 2012

teaser beejer

Just the tip, just a little bit, in the mouth, somewhere south. The art of fellatio with out bringing the man to climax.

Justin from Team America was very frusturated when Heavy H from the Blue team gave him a teaser beejer in the bathroom at the bar after kickball on Sunday.

by Better the Wetter December 15, 2008

package teaser

When a man hits himself or is hit in the testicles but only suffers slight pain or injury as a result.

Nick: OMG! I just hit myself in the nuts!

Lucky: Ouch! Are you ok?

Nick: Yeah! It was just a package teaser!

by xxxSandmanxxx June 23, 2011

cock teaser

A female who gives a male friend the impression that she likes him, when all she's really doing is playing with his mind.

The cock teaser sexed the man up.

by You KNOW it! May 18, 2004

Teamer

Those players in a Free for all game mode who are too scared to fight for themselves, so instead they team up with their friend and when they are the only 2, they probably won't do shit till games over.

"Javier and Jacob are fucking teamers in free for all, vote kick them."

by Afellowgamer May 11, 2020

tearjerkin

To masturbate with your tears for lubrication. Possibly while drunk on Valentines Day.

After the constant heart crushing blows dealt to him by a certain surly woman, Gary decided to just stay home and do some tearjerkin.

by Half Asian Mike May 4, 2008

Teared out

When someone has a tear drops or multiple tear drops under his eyes.

"Yo did you see that dude he was all teared out"

by The kid boss December 20, 2011