Tardiculous

beyond dumb, ridiculously retarded.

Who came up with this quiz anyways? Its completely tardiculous!

by PandaIPA August 5, 2009

Tardiot

1. Combination of a retard and an idiot.

2. Someone extremely slow or dim-witted.

3. Person who is unable to understand the easiest of concepts.

I tried to explain to Jeff how to add more than 2 numbers together but he is such a tardiot he didn't understand.

by GMB123 February 26, 2010

tardis twat

n. An enormously large, or overused, vagina. Origin: in the British TV series "Dr. Who," the TARDIS was a time machine that was deceptively larger on the inside than the outside.

Christ! That hooker I picked up last night sure was a tardis twat.

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

TARDIS

The TARDIS apart from having the luxury of time travel has an added feature of having an interior of infinate size contained inside a very limited physical space, this is due to the dimentional rift on the boundarys of the TARDIS front doors.
When you enter a TARDIS you are steping out of your reality and into another through the dimentional tear in space.

One disadvanage is, although it has so much space inside theres not much you can fit throught the doors... unless everything is flat-packed (see IKEA)

by Triple J May 7, 2005

Tcarti

Be lowkey, don’t make it hot.

Ex: Yo bro tcarti ya girl here.

by Nazsmall November 12, 2020

TARDIS

The act of inserting a semi-flaccid penis into an orifice and then letting it get bigger on the inside.

She didn't think I was packing much but after a little TARDIS action she had nothing to complain about.

by King Mab April 16, 2015

tardinal

A team member of the "Tardinals" sports team. Usually a tard who plays for a team called the "Cardinals" but is to retarded to pronounce it correctly.

Man: " And what team are you on son?"

Tard: " I'm a Tardinal"

Man: "Well, De de dee then.."

by Devery December 31, 2006