When perusing the Tampa Gentleman's Club you may walk into a club that has some of the nastiest, dirty, skanky chicken heads you'll ever see. Your penis will slowly retract into your pelvis, similar to a turtle retracting into it's shell.
Joe: Dude, when I was in Tampa visiting my grandma I went to a nearby strip club. It was so sloppy I ended up with a Tampa Turtle. I should have gone to the Penthouse Club!
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Damn, I'm hungry and broke until payday! I should get my 'ghetto tapas' face on at Sam's Club to save some money!
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Home of some of the most loyal fans you will ever meet who represent even when times are tough.
Usually overlooked by opponents who end up having the ball shoved up their asses.
1-0 in superbowls. Winners of superbowl in '02 against the raiders (who nobody even pays attention to anymore) 48-21
Went from having the gayest logo to the coolest logo.
GO BUCS!!!
Home of some of the most loyal fans you will ever meet who represent even when times are tough.
Usually overlooked by opponents who end up having the ball shoved up their asses.
1-0 in superbowls. Winners of superbowl in '02 against the raiders (who nobody even pays attention to anymore) 48-21
Went from having the gayest logo to the coolest logo.
GO BUCS!!!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
1. Atlanta Fan: Bucs Suckkkk
Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.
2. Bucs Fan: How are we the only team without a definiton on urban dictionary?
Carolina Fan: Cuz you suckkkk
Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.
1. Atlanta Fan: Bucs Suckkkk
Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.
2. Bucs Fan: How are we the only team without a definiton on urban dictionary?
Carolina Fan: Cuz you suckkkk
Bucs Fan: Shut up bitch! You dont even have a superbowl.
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With a solid starting rotation and one of the best lineups in the American League, the future of the Tampa Bay Rays looks bright.
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Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Tapanga is known for boycotting the band, The ArKanes, and for treating her guests poorly. It is unclear if she is really a nasty person of if it is just an act.
She explains in many videos that she wishes to one day be an SNL cast member and that she loves Ke$ha. She is most recently feuding with Mason Granger of The Mayhem Poets.
Tapanga has been featured on FiveFreakinFriends and can now be seen on TheMoodyHipster channel where she is known as the moodiest of the hipsters.
Did you see that new Tapanga Malanga video on YouTube? She bashes the ArKanes AGAIN. She is probably into one of them..
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They do find it hard to forget when they are been hurt they also cry alot if you ever come across a tawa cherish and love her cause if you do you will never regret
They do find it hard to forget when they are been hurt they also cry alot if you ever come across a tawa cherish and love her cause if you do you will never regret
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