turtletours

A booba strange wee Irish man who is 'Not very poggies at all' Known across all corners of the internet for his fetish for 'Booties'

Look at him and his fannytec. He's a bit of a turtletours aint he!

by dylanc533 May 18, 2021

tarlet

Alternate pronunciation of 'toilet', usually among Midwesterns.

Where's the tarlet?!?! I'm gonna puke!

by okcoolwatwat December 28, 2005

Tattletexting

A system used at sporting events and concerts where fans can text authorities so that they can remove belligerent individuals.

An example of tattletexting - an actual tattletext:

this is ridiculous. this dude with spiky hair in sec 254 won't shut up and is pouring coke down my back!

by Gnaeus March 27, 2009

tartelette

A female who is cheap and sweet like a French pastry.

Emily: Rachel is such a tartelette.
Lizzy: Ohmygosh, she went to Nice to "hang out" with "Andrew" yesterday...
Emily: They totes made out all over that beach.

by EveryNightICannes March 21, 2011

Tartle Pop

The act of flatulating very vigorously and without remorse. This usually occurs after a combination of coffee and muffin, often leading to violent interacial hate crimes and loss of friends, which eventually culminates in clinical depression.

As Bob stepped out of the coffee shop, he angrily began tartle popping.

After much frustration, Jimmy finally yelled, "That tartle pop was vicious."

by Bloobies May 9, 2010

tardlette

a term of endearment used for a friend who is prone to lack of common sense, good judgment, or general intelligence and knowledge in any one area being discussed.

"I pierced my nose and it hurt!"
"Of course it hurt! You stuck a sharp needle through it you tardlette!"

by Natrajkumari October 29, 2007

Tattletail

Some random fucking game that everyone keeps talking about. It's popular for it's lookalike Mascot, TATTLETAIL. Looks like a fucking Furby. Geez.

"Hey Richard, do you know Tattletail?"
"Dude, that game is a Furby ripoff and is horrible."

by hiimmarcus May 15, 2018