tardass

some one who is obnixous and or a fucking retard

god alex you are such a tardass

by mike budinsk March 10, 2009

targasm

The euphoric, orgasmic feeling one has when shopping at Target, especially when one finds something fantastic.

I had a targasm when I saw those fabulous shoes for only $9.99.

by Aimee C July 25, 2008

tarzasm

an orgasm so intense, it makes you scream and yell like Tarzan

OMG...you totally gave me a tarzasm

by tarzanista April 27, 2010

targos

to take a joke too far, push a joke or reference past the line. based on someone who repeatedly makes inappropriate jokes in order to gain validation

*funny joke*
*laughter in reply*
*vastly inappropriate joke*
“aww man you just targosed that so bad! what the hell?”

by nicks lil sis January 22, 2018

House Targaryen

Silver haired, purple eyed crazy incest babies. Not all of Targs are cray cray, but somehow they always find a way to do some questionable shit. Despite all of this, people love them. I blame the dragons, and a prophecy one of them tried to fulfill that resorted in the downfall of this incesteous dynasty prior to Game of Thrones.

To keep the bloodlines pure, Harry, of House Targaryen, is going to marry his sister, Sally.
Hopefully, when they have babies, the gods will flip the coin on greatness.

by Tum tum September 3, 2014

Targaryen

When you spend the most of your adult life being amiable, pleasant , and a champion of human rights, and then in a split-second moment of weakness, you transform into a fire-breathing dragon and obliterate anyone standing in your path.

Did you hear about Alex? He went full Targaryen on his entire family last weekend during their family reunion! I always thought he was a nice boy.

by HaSeeMeRollin' May 17, 2019

tarrasque

The freak-ass monster who eats Pelor-loving pallys for breakfast. Doesn't die much.

A DM can waste any Timmy with a properly timed Tarrasque.

by Quanaco December 2, 2003