an IT-tard

This is someone who knows IT and computers but nothing else but pretends expertise in everything!

There is Dixon, expounding on law and history, knows nothing but provides a laugh as an IT-tard!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Yuri Tarded

Yuri is a name but people mostly use it to assert dominance or eliminate targets. It means that you are mentally challenged.

Sam:"Say hi to Yuri for me"
Billy:"Who is Yuri?"
Sam:"Yuri Tarded"
Billy:*dies*
Sam: Proceeds to default dance

by OldTR October 24, 2019

Tard Card

Using a mental disability to further yourself in a situation or to use it as a advantage in doing some sort of activity.

Ivan "So how did you manage to let me ride for free"

John "I had to play the Tard Card on you"

by Cody Humphrey February 20, 2009

Tardcapade

Short for Retarded Escapade . . .
Intention to complete an (a)action(s) FAIL due to someone else's inability to comply / comprehend.

I asked him for the AMEX card, he said he didn't have it, I Tardcapaded for 10 minutes looking for it, all over the house and out in the truck, everywhere. I asked him to help me find it, he stood up and took it out of his pocket, saying " oh I had it , sorry!" Damn Tardcapade

I Tardcapaded around the house like forever looking for the keys, only to eventually find them still in the keyhole, freaking Tardcapade.

They went on a 20 minute Tardcapade trying to look for something HE misplaced...

Going to the store to get two or more of something and they only have 1, or nothig is a Tardcapade.

by |EStarr| December 14, 2009

tard flare

A person's stupidity flares up when they make a totally retarded remark.

Larry had a tard flare when he said George W. Bush was the greatest president ever.

by WildBill8844 March 1, 2015

Tard-aide

You did what to that big biker and got ass stomped? A gallon of Tard-aide stat! This is a mythical potion for stupidity.

Quick, Tard-aide, here stat!

by I, Wreckerrr December 3, 2020

Womp Tard

An annoying person who only listens to dubstep. They are the kids rolling and womping the hardest at shows. Usually have on jerseys, flat bill's with pins from shows, and bring glowsticks.

David: Sup bro you hitting up the Bassnectar show tonight?

Schaefer: Yea bra I've been womping out all week in my apartment jammin' some Skrillex. Sonny's bass lines are SICK bra absolutely FILTHY!! Pumped for Bassnectar ready for the first drop!!!

David: Damn what a womp tard.

by blayzinjimm68 July 25, 2012