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OU Tard

people at the university of oklahoma who are absolutely dumb as shit; most of these dudes have the IQ of a rock; will be completely useless in the real world
Those students at OU are so stupid, they're known as OU Tards.
by TurnM3Up November 7, 2019
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book of tard

A book in which the deeds of the greatest retards are written. To be in the book of tard you must be one of the worlds biggest retards, regular retardation isn't retarded enough.
When the book of tard is written the name Norman shall be write large, for his were mighty deeds of retardation. You will rate a full chapter in the book of tard.
by benthrer March 23, 2008
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Obama-tard

A mindless follower/worshipper of Obama, the Messiah. They care not for the truth about the crap that he does and his hate of America. They think he's the most wonderful president ever just because of his race.
Obama-tard : OMG OMG THANK YOU MISTER PRESIDENT!!! THANK YOU!!! AHHHHHH!!!!! *mentally bows down in worship*
by WisdomIsPriceless February 20, 2011
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Touch of the tard

An adjective phrase to describe someone who is stupid, moronic or idiotic.
“Hear about Wayne? He failed Sex Ed , what an idiot!”
“Ya, that boy’s got a wee touch of the tard!”
by Marsh1232 January 21, 2018
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book of tard

The history of the George W Bush white house. Never have so many been so damaged by the massive retardation of so few.
When the book of tard is written the names Bush, and Chaney will fill several chapters.
by knowman March 26, 2008
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lub of tard

Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy

"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
by Kalystaa February 28, 2008
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lub of tard

A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
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