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Carl's Jr. Taquito

When a girl you are going to fuck shoves Carl's Jr. Taquitos in her vagina two days prior to the fucking (penetration) and when you pull out you have tasty pieces of taquitos on your penis for her to suck off via oral sex
"Bro I told Karina to do a Carl's Jr. Taquito and when I pulled out she sucked the life out of my dick and said it tasted good, after I ate her pussyout and it tasted so good!"
"Wow man that sounds like a great Carl's Jr. Taquito"
by Charles and Ben December 9, 2016
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Tacitos

I believe they are a type of crisps or nachos. Also a classic moment from the simpsons.
"Fire the torpedos"
"what did he say put on our tuxitos"
"I like some tacitos"
by Warren March 18, 2004
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tuh-bee-toes

Slang. Can mean many different kinds of snacks, for example: burritos, taquitos, tostitos, fritos, rollitos, Doritos, Sun Chips, etc.
"Hey man grab some tabitos while you're up"
(Doritos or Tostitos or Sun Chips)

"You want tabitos?"
(Taquitos)

"You wanna make tabitos?"
(Burritos)
by Ben Schimizze May 16, 2005
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Taitom

The name Taitom usually means the girl is a fat slut. She usually causes way too much drama, and is a consistent liar. She also looks like Moto-Moto
Taitom is a fat cunt
by thank_you November 10, 2019
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Green Taquito

The act of the "Green Taquito" is when a fat Mexican prostitute chugs a bottle of Tabasco sauce and chokes while partaking in oral sex and pukes all over your dick, giving your genitals a green tint.
"I don't think I'll ever drink Tequila ever again dude because last time I did, I woke up with a Green Taquito."
by Green Taquito July 18, 2017
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Wet Taquito

When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.
Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
by Jimmy_Changa January 26, 2021
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Stinky Taquito

When you stick a taquito up a girls shitty asshole, pull it out, dip it in salsa then have a bite.
That stinky taquito i ate last night was extra poopy. the salsa was pretty spicy too.
by Brandan L. January 19, 2009
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