dung tardis

Vulgar term for the anus, rectum and bowels. Named after the main character's transportation machine in the popular UK Sci-Fi programme "Dr.Who". The 'tardis' held a lot more than it looked from the outside.

The customs officer got ready for another trip into the dung tardis.

by chris wheelie April 28, 2005

velvet tardis

the female vagina. Velvet relating to the deep red colour and silky texture, Tardis referring to the amazing hidden capacity of said orifice.

jesus christ it was like fuckin a bucket....

by stone flint May 31, 2004

tardis

A device often wished for by software developers who have been given unreasonable deadlines to complete their work. Although typically this would be used to give the benefit of hindsight to oneself in the past, many would wish to use it to kill the parent/grandparent of the project manager, thus ensuring they will never have been born.

Uh oh, we're going to miss our deadline, everyone in the Tardis. Boss, you stay here.

by FatHairyCoder March 23, 2005

beer tardis

Its when you leave the pub after many a bevvie, and suddenly your home , transversing time and space in a split second, that is your beer tardis, named after the phone box in Doctor Who..

'I dont know how i got back last night, im must of got my beer tardis home..."

by Evil-Ernie July 16, 2003

tardish

The language spoken (typed) by tards, usually in an attempt to sound cool and fit in with one's friends (who are also tards).

note: The term 'tard' here takes on a meaning closer to that of 'n00b'.

heyz wat r uz up 2??
i waz juz doin dis net fingy ere
omgz! gtg now cyaz!!!11

by StormCyko July 12, 2004

Taddison

Taddison is a ship of Tony Lopez and Addison rae. The ship was sailing and people shipped them rlly hard.... But the ship started to sink... Thanks to nikita dragun. Some people think its because od his leakes pp photos.

Now u know whos Taddison. It arleady sinked. R.I.P

by Dmididimi June 12, 2020

Rickie Tardis

When you are dating an SLP (Speech and Language Pathologist) who works with disadvantaged or special needs children and you cant be trusted not to drop the word RETARD so you come up with a proper alternative that she will have no clue what you are referring to until she finds this post.

noun: Dont be a Rickie Tardis!
adjective: Thats just Rickie Tardis! or "you fucking rickie tardis"

by Smarter than your average bear September 29, 2021