by charchay February 1, 2024
Get the taming the shrew mug.A game made by Lapamauve where you run around, tame pets, and kill other players with a wide variety of items. It is a survival game. It's community is fairly toxic.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
It's also pay-to-win.
Access it by searching: "taming.io" or "tamming.io" or any other proxy link you can find.
It somehow manages to be addictive.
Guy 1: Yoooo do you play taming.io
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
Guy 2: No that game is pay to win.
Guy 3: It's also toxic.
Guy 1: PLAY OR ILL EAT YOU
Guy 2 and Guy 3: Fine.
(Guy 1 kills Guy 2 and Guys 3 in taming.io)
Guy 1: cRy aBoUT iT iM jUsT gOoD (spends 400000$ on a fcking io game)
(Guy 2 and Guy 3 kill Guy 1 cuz they have skill)
Guy 1: NUUUUUUU YOU ARE HACKING I WILL REPORT YOU
by DESTROYER_ON_URDIC June 11, 2024
Get the taming.io mug.A unicorn is a wild, beautiful yet rare creature only found on open planes that are near forests. Long sought after as pets, and hunted for their unicorn blood, they have neared extinction. However, it has been discovered that the only person who can actually tame a unicorn is a young female virgin. It is unknown why this is possible, but experts speculate that it could be that unicorns rape their potential masters with their horn before allowing themselves to be tamed. There have been few reported cases in which taming has been successful and all of which refuse to discuss what happened. Some day we will be able to discover the great secret but until than, it is unadvisble to go out searching for a unicorn to tame because they are just as likely to kill you as give you a chance to tame them. Not that its not fun to have a nine inch horn rammed up your vagina...
k- Did you know only female virgins can tame a unicorn?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
c- Yes, and its also illegal to kill them now...
k- If you help me catch one ill tame it for us!!
c- I'm not a virgin or a girl...
k- I am!!! I cant wait to try unicorn taming.. =
c- Okay where should we start?
by KentuckyChick =] December 17, 2010
Get the Unicorn Taming mug.Tod attempted to stick his head in lucy's vagina, so he could brag to his friends that he was lion taming.
by mynameiswhatmynameiswhomyname May 19, 2014
Get the lion taming mug.Moose's are the largest members of the deer family, about the size of a horse. They have thick coats of long, dark-brown hair, humped shoulders, and long thin legs.
However, don't be fooled by this creatures peaceful appearance as they can be highly aggressive. A Moose can charge for no reason at all without warning. If this ever occurs to you, remember the three simple steps to stop the moose charging. This is called Taming The Beast.
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How Do You Tame The Beast?
-When the Moose charges at you carry out these three steps.
1) Choose your thigh which you want to attack, preferably one of the back two thighs as this is where most power comes from.
2) Assume the position - Do this by raising your hand just above your head.
3) TAME - Now run towards the beast, swing your arm round to gather momentum and then slap the palm of your hand on the animals thigh whilst shouting TAME THE BEAST.
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This should cause the animal to withdraw from attack. However, if the animal continues to attack continue to tame with increasing power and force. In the area occurrence in which the beast does not withdraw, grab hold of its antlers and go, ‘Yee-Haa’.
WARNING: Only carry out this in times of desperation.
However, don't be fooled by this creatures peaceful appearance as they can be highly aggressive. A Moose can charge for no reason at all without warning. If this ever occurs to you, remember the three simple steps to stop the moose charging. This is called Taming The Beast.
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How Do You Tame The Beast?
-When the Moose charges at you carry out these three steps.
1) Choose your thigh which you want to attack, preferably one of the back two thighs as this is where most power comes from.
2) Assume the position - Do this by raising your hand just above your head.
3) TAME - Now run towards the beast, swing your arm round to gather momentum and then slap the palm of your hand on the animals thigh whilst shouting TAME THE BEAST.
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This should cause the animal to withdraw from attack. However, if the animal continues to attack continue to tame with increasing power and force. In the area occurrence in which the beast does not withdraw, grab hold of its antlers and go, ‘Yee-Haa’.
WARNING: Only carry out this in times of desperation.
Taming The Beast should ALWAYS be the last resort as it is an extremely dangerous task to carry out.
There are many ways to prevent a Moose from charging:
- Don't shout abuse at these creatures.
- Always give eye-contact.
- Always treat them with respect.
- Never poke them with large sticks.
- Hunting them WILL result in injury from the moose.
- Do not try and dress them.
- Yelling insults will increase the risk of a charge by 570%
- NEVER throw objects at them unless you have a death wish.
There are many ways to prevent a Moose from charging:
- Don't shout abuse at these creatures.
- Always give eye-contact.
- Always treat them with respect.
- Never poke them with large sticks.
- Hunting them WILL result in injury from the moose.
- Do not try and dress them.
- Yelling insults will increase the risk of a charge by 570%
- NEVER throw objects at them unless you have a death wish.
by Pop & Fresh January 11, 2005
Get the Moose - Taming mug.The transition of a relationship from the female calling all the shots to the male calling all the shots.
Pussy taming happens because originally the male desperately wants to hook up with the female and get as much of her pussy as he can. He will do whatever it takes to do so, following her every whim; this is often termed being 'pussy whipped'. After a while he becomes confident he can have sex with her whenever he wants, so no longer has to bow to her needs. However, by this stage she has become emotionally attached and actually wants to maintain the relationship, while his lower emotional involvement now gives him the upper hand. Effectively her pussy has been tamed. The term is a derivation from lion taming.
Pussy taming can also happen in lesbian relationships as the balance of power changes between partners.
Pussy taming happens because originally the male desperately wants to hook up with the female and get as much of her pussy as he can. He will do whatever it takes to do so, following her every whim; this is often termed being 'pussy whipped'. After a while he becomes confident he can have sex with her whenever he wants, so no longer has to bow to her needs. However, by this stage she has become emotionally attached and actually wants to maintain the relationship, while his lower emotional involvement now gives him the upper hand. Effectively her pussy has been tamed. The term is a derivation from lion taming.
Pussy taming can also happen in lesbian relationships as the balance of power changes between partners.
Jesse: Yo, we should totally ask Gaz to come to the ball game with us.
Harvey: Waste of time man, he's too pussy whipped by that bitch Kiandra.
Jesse: No dude, not any more.
Harvey: What happened man? They broken up?
Jesse: Nah dude, he's been pussy taming that bitch. He'll come for sure.
Harvey: Waste of time man, he's too pussy whipped by that bitch Kiandra.
Jesse: No dude, not any more.
Harvey: What happened man? They broken up?
Jesse: Nah dude, he's been pussy taming that bitch. He'll come for sure.
by Reggie the Educator April 9, 2013
Get the pussy taming mug.Strange Taming - The art of dicking down . To dick down a girl so well that in a sense, you have Tamed or now control her pussy. But also more historically known as dicking down Strange or random women. That are otherwise not associated with you.
The Art Of Strange Taming -
:Hey Laird I just completely Tamed Fufu's Strange bra.
:Oh wow Taj, you got sweet moves .
Historically Strange Taming -
:Man my balls were so blue man.. I had to go out and Tame some Strange
:Oh damm man.. Better wrap it up, those strangers might have cheese.
:Ya man.. That would be some weak moves.. Lets go get some jalapeño poppers at TGI Fridays bra.
:Oh swheet
:Hey Laird I just completely Tamed Fufu's Strange bra.
:Oh wow Taj, you got sweet moves .
Historically Strange Taming -
:Man my balls were so blue man.. I had to go out and Tame some Strange
:Oh damm man.. Better wrap it up, those strangers might have cheese.
:Ya man.. That would be some weak moves.. Lets go get some jalapeño poppers at TGI Fridays bra.
:Oh swheet
by oTamerOfStrangeo February 26, 2017
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