The Tallahassee Hero

Nick name for T-Pain

Also known- as T, Tally Pain, Teddy Pain, Tallahassee Pain, Teddy Benderass, Teddy Penderass

Born 1985 in Tallahassee, Florida

T-Pain (born Faheem Najm in Tallahassee, Florida in 1985) is an American hip-hop and R&B

You know my bank roll it gotta lot of zero's
Teddy Pain, The Tallahassee Hero,
I done got a crib now im in the A
two steppin let me show you how i do dis thing

by timmmwww May 30, 2007

Tallahassee Larry

Despite injury of the receiver post coital union, the giver unconsensually takes union with the same injured orifice and causes further irreparable damages

I really got Tallahassee Larry’d when my boss suspended me and then fired me two weeks later for the same offense

by BallsdeepBucky July 14, 2018

Tallahassee Mist

The slight spray of bodily liquid from an over weight southern stripper. Known to hit the sniffers row. Or a Sherwin Williams paint tint.

Dammit Jon just got hit with some of that tallahassee mist, during that last move. Shit we sat too close!

Or

Hey Jon I will take a pint of paint, could you please tint that to this color...tallahassee mist.

by Jade Canyon July 11, 2018

Tallahassee Teabag

A condom in which one has ejaculated, but left on the penis either tied or not. Can be given or thrown onto another person.

"Rick that was disgusting, giving her a Tallahassee Teabag when you were done."

"James pulled a ole Tallahassee Teabag when he went to visit his wife on a conjugal visit."

by Jorge Jorge December 9, 2008

tallahassee twist

An unspeakable oral sex maneuver that is illegal in 14 states and regions of Cuba. Rumored that JFK was assassignated for performing such act.

The Tallahassee Twist, the only twist that is harder than a M. Night Shyamalan movie.

by AC SlayinPussy January 25, 2017

tallahassee mudslide

The act of unleashing diarrhea down a partner's chest while suspended over their head, preferably on monkey bars.

Lets go to Taco Bell before bed so I can give you a Tallahassee mudslide.

by Jose guava October 19, 2013

Tallahassee bandwagon

When you’re making sweet, tender, love to a woman, and you’re about to cum, you make her suck your cock, and then she holds it in her mouth, then spits it in your mouth, & then you bend her over and spit it in her asshole.

My boyfriend gave me a Tallahassee bandwagon. I’ve been farting bubbles all day.

by Yer mom69 September 12, 2023