silver swaddler

1. (n) A sterile aluminum foil bag used to keep an infant warm just after birth. It is standard equipment for emergency medical services personnel and is used as a precaution for most infants born in the field.
2. (n) A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with a woman in an environment that he has previously caused to have a very low temperature (ie, by turning the air conditioner way down). When the woman complains about the cold temperature, the man wraps her in aluminum foil and continues to have sexual relations with her. The foil, combined with the physical exertion of sex, causes her to become excessively hot to the point that she passes out from heat exhaustion.

I gave that bitch a silver swaddler: she got delirious and passed out.

by vampirekilla June 26, 2008

cock swaddler

A perjorative term used to describe a man who touches himself far more than he ought.

Mother:For crying out loud, Jacob is playing with himself again.

Father: that boys needs to take his hand off it, he's turning into a real cock swaddler!

by The Padre October 17, 2009

Snuddle

A hybrid of Snuggle and Cuddle.

Lets Snuddle!

by twoeightsixfoo October 24, 2008

Scuddle

To cuddle in the scud (naked)

You defo want to scuddle

Lets get freaky and scuddle

by Shig93 January 2, 2014

Skuddle

Verb: talking with someone over Skype and using a blanket to simulate the body warmth that would be generated if you were cuddling with them in person. Portmanteau of Skype and cuddle.

Stupid ice storm, at least we can skuddle.

by lookingformyirishwalkingcape? December 6, 2013

scuddlehead

The cause of all our problems

“You know what’s the problem in this country, huh?”

Too many goddamn scuddleheads

by SyntheticShark July 7, 2022

Dick Swaddler

(Noun) One who's penis is flashed to men with no shame, boundaries, or hesitation.

Palmer: Wow, Elliot is so nasty. He is always flashing his dick at poeple.

Nick: Ya, he's quite the dick swaddler.

by NikDubz November 6, 2010