Night Swords

When two or more men go outside in the middle of the night and then proceed to cross their urine streams. There is no loser, everybody always wins.

Andrew: Hey Curtis, Why are you so wet?
Curtis: Oh, Pat and I were just playing a short game of Night Swords, and it got a bit out of hand.

by Lord Sparkles August 26, 2012

pork swords

An alternate term for "sword fight" which is when two guys play with each other's erect cocks as if they were sword fighting with each other.

Wootoom and Hotzie love to play pork swords together.

by Ryver August 3, 2006

Playing Swords

A game where two men slap eachother with their dicks.

I walked in and saw them playing swords, and felt sad that I was left out.

by YaBoiJimbus October 29, 2018

crossed swords

When 2 dudes have a threesome with a girl and their dicks inadvertently touch.

I'm totally freaked out. Last night, JJ and I had a threesome with that hood rat Cicely and we crossed swords. Does that mean I'm gay?

by Bif Loman April 8, 2006

swordsy

(of a male) in a sexy mood

"Hey, baby, your Zorro is feeling swordsy tonight! Howzabout some intimate swashbuckling?

by Sparki October 5, 2003

swordsbian

A lesbian swordswoman.

Eme: "Damn Stacie, you're the best swordsbian ever!"

Stacie: "Thanks bae"

by cheesejesus February 20, 2017

silly swords

Common game for young males, "silly swords" involves using two (or more) competing streams of urine as if they were swords in a sword fight. Unlike a pissfight or pissing contest, urinating on the competition is never allowed. The urine stream is only used against the other person's stream, just like a sword fight.

Jimmy and Frank were in the back yard playing silly swords.

by Frank Klaune March 6, 2004