Master Sword

The most badass sword ever forged. Ganondorf shits himself every time he sees Link with it.

Everyone working for Ganon fears the Master Sword

by Ka-Bam37 February 6, 2010

Cock Swords

When two or more males get erections, pull their pants down and whack each other with them. The first male to lose their erection wins because he is the least gay.

Troy McLure and Ben Stiller were sitting around Ben's basement bored one day. They both realized they had boners, so they pulled their pants down for a game of Cock Swords. Ben lost his boner before Troy did and Ben was declared less gay than Troy.

by Cock Sword Champ March 5, 2010

shining finger sword

The basic special move of the GF13-017NJ Shining Gundam.
The Shining Finger Sword channels the Gundams energy directly into one of the his beam sabers, creating a large and powerful blade.

My hand burns with an awesome power!
Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!
TAKE THIS! MY LOVE, MY ANGER, AND ALL OF MY SORROWS!
ALL IN ONE FINGER!
SHINING FINGER SWORD!

by Hans Peter January 13, 2008

Swordfight

When 2 erect dudes sling out their dicks and bang them together like a sword fight. Whoever releases jizz first wins (jizz must be about 5 mL to qualify)

Dude me and Fred had a swordfight last night! I won!

That’s Uncle Dale, me and him had a swordfight the other day

by turtlepenis 64 May 24, 2019

pork sword reward

The bounty your horny girlfriend recieves at the end of the night.

She just couldn't wait for that pork sword reward last night...

by Cock Neck July 29, 2012

flaccid sword fight

When two older men with E.D. have a sexual encounter.

Doug and Murph are having a flaccid sword fight. Yuck!

by Jdmac4 December 30, 2015

THE Anime Swordsman

Another name for Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII

Person 1: Ugh another anime swordsman.
Person 2: He’s not another anime swordsman, he’s THE Anime Swordsman!

by Slick_One81 December 24, 2020